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2020.08.26 19:40 welcometosouthapp Welcome to South App #5: "I'm a Beleaver"

Wednesday, August 26th, 2020
After a ten-day cheese binge, Gigi had gained ten pounds.
That didn’t stop Frank, the Italian Stallion, from picking her up and pinning her to the dorm room wall. They began making out in their underwear for the first time.
“Um...do you have a condom?” Gigi whispered as Frank lifted her up.
“But soft, my dear! Why, I carry the finest lambskins in the land. Made from the intestines of the most supple virgin sheep.”
Frank squeezed her thighs while sliding his tongue down her throat. But after holding her up for so long, his arms began to tremble.
“Maybe we can take it on the bed?” Gigi laughed nervously. “I guess I’m well on the way to the Freshman 15. Woo-hoo!”
Frank tossed the 130-pound Gigi onto the beanbag chair. He straddled her, reaching behind her back to unclasp her bra.
“On second thought, maybe not,” Gigi mouthed, gently pushing his hands away.
“But ask you did - did you not?”
“I...I like you, Frank,” Gigi admitted. “But on a sweaty bean bag chair in a dorm room? It’s...not what I have in mind for my first time!”
“Woe is me! Alas, my sexual and culinary advances remain unrequited.”
Sure enough, Frank was supposed to have cooked dinner for Gigi that previous Friday. But once she’d found out lasagna was on the menu, Gigi had promptly faked the flu. Following her secret cheese dinner with Winston, she had secretly sampled nearly every type of cheese in Buncombe County. And cottage cheese, an ingredient in Frank’s lasagna, was her least favorite. Hard pass.
Gigi slipped into her tight blue jeans and white Beavers hoodie. “Um...looks like I shall depart for class!”
“Next time, shall I conduct myself differently?”
Gigi smiled meekly. “Come as you are, Frank. We’ll try sex again in three months!”
On the 300 Hall, a naked Claire stood handcuffed to the top bunk from behind. She bit her shoulder to muffle her moan as a shiver rattled her body. An also-naked Winston stood up from his knees.
“Mmm...let’s, like, totally do it already!” Claire panted, sweat dripping down her bangs.
It would be Winston’s and Claire’s first time. And he had planned ahead with the help of a little blue pill. “Ah, right,” he grunted. “I reckon I’ll go get a Jimmy hat.”
Winston opened his desk drawer, reminded that his prized fake ID collection was missing. Whoever took it, your ass is grass, Winston thought. Then, while Claire wasn’t looking, he popped a Cialis in his mouth - his second pill in an hour. For good measure, he cracked open a can of Red Bull and chugged.
“Wow,” Claire cooed, looking down at it. “You must be, like, getting ready for a bonafide marathon with me!”
“Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed or your money back, ma’am.”
But as soon as Winston opened Claire’s legs, it happened.
A metric fuck-ton of caffeine and testosterone coursed through his veins. His pulse sank from one head to another. Target locked: Claire. She gasped in surprise. And Winston’s fragile ego, along with something else, deflated.
“Hashtag OMG,” Claire whispered, more embarrassed than Winston. “It’s, like, totally okay! It looks like we, like, had a little too much foreplay.”
Winston, dead-eyed and stone-faced, put on an old pair of Wrangler jeans and a red flannel. “I...need to give a presentation for class.”
“Oh! Like, good luck! Do you think you can, like, get me a towel?”
Winston grabbed his damp, musky shaving towel and tossed it to Claire. “Wait!” Claire called out as Winston stepped into the hallway. “You forget the-”
The door slammed.
“-Handcuff key.” Alone in Winston’s room, she stared at the key on his desk. “Hey, Siri!” she called out to her iPhone. “Call the Italian Stallion on speaker.”
Frank answered. “Ah, Claire: the woman with fire in thy loins. Shan’t you be in class at this time?”
“You’re, like, too silly! Mornings are for sobering up, not classing. Anywho, Winston I and totally ended our morning...prematurely.”
“Methinks you and Winston hath made more progress than Gigi and yours truly.”
“Aw, you poor thing!” Claire teased, sticking out her lower lip. “Tell you what. My hands are, like, tied right now. Hashtag literally! Wanna come up to Winston’s room and take advantage of me?”
***
At 8 AM Econ class, Jacky, Tai, Sarah, and Evelyn sat in the back of the massive lecture hall. While the professor rambled on about exponential growth, Jacky flipped through the binder of fake IDs.
“On the real, we’re not selling fake IDs,” Jacky declared, pulling out an one that favored the Latina teaching assistant. “We’re selling freedom, the way God always intended it.”
“Well put, Cali,” said Sarah. “Looks like you’ve dethroned Frank as the poet in our posse.”
“Whoa, let’s not get crazy,” Tai chuckled. “Unlike us peasants, Francisco is a Sicilian king.”
“If you love him so much, why don’t you just marry him, broseph,” Jacky snapped. Tai looked down like a shameful dog. Jacky held his grey-eyed stare like an Olympian. Finally, he burst out into laughter. “I’m just dogging you, scaredy-cat! Gotta keep you on your toes or this college junk will get stale.”
“College fucking sucks,” Evelyn chimed in, cranking the volume on her Mickey Avalon song. “It’s all a scam.”
The charismatic Jacky swiped an ID of a girl who looked like a preppy version of Evelyn. “Sounds like you need a new perspective, dudette. In college, you can be anybody you want to be. On the real, that’s why in the past 10 days, I’ve sold 25 IDs alone.”
Tai raised his eyebrows. “Twenty-fucking five? Not too shabby.”
“Oh, did I say 25? I meant that I sold 25 IDs to people in this room alone. Heck, the real total is somewhere around...200.”
Their jaws were on the floor. Jacky pulled out a roll of 100-dollar bills from his cargo shorts. He fanned the cash, then divvied a few bills to each of them.
“That’s 500 apiece each,” Jacky declared. “Just as a show of good faith that this operation won’t be a waste of our time.”
“Holy shit,” Sarah whispered, stuffing the money in her purse. “That’s almost enough goddamn cash for...half a textbook!”
“True that, but God’s last name is not damn,” Jacky hissed.
“Wait, how much money have you made so far?” Tai asked, reaching down and holding Jacky’s hand.
Plenty more,” Jacky whispered, inviting them to get close. “Look at all of God’s lost sheep in this room. Investing all this time and money to make this kind of money appear. Heck, we can do it much faster, dude and dudettes. We can take our operation straight to Beleavers.”
Jacky was referring to the Methodist youth group that met in the Chadwick Learning Center each Wednesday. Students of all faiths, colors, creeds, and M.O.’s were welcome - if only for the campus-renowned free popcorn.
“Ugh, organized religion is a farce,” Evelyn groaned, putting her headphones back in.
“Then you should have no problem taking their money,” Sarah said, yanking her earbud out.
“Exactamundo,” Jacky declared as the professor dismissed class. “Just picture all those students walking around with Mommy and Daddy’s tithe money. All we need to do is earn their business. Let’s get there early tonight and set up a vendor table. Sarah, Evelyn: we need a front. What can you sell?”
“I can sell my collection of human bones from my graveyard raids,” Evelyn offered casually.
They all stared at Evelyn in silence. “H-how about we make homemade bath bombs instead?” Sarah suggested casually.
“Perfect,” Jacky declared. “Tai and I will go to the dorm kitchen and whip up some baked goods. They’ll come for the snacks and leave with new identities.”
“Gravy,” Sarah said, flashing a peace sign. “Now, Evelyn and I have a rematch to settle.”
“Mario Kart?” Tai asked.
“Nah, grappling on the quad.” Sarah snatched Evelyn in a headlock and tickled her stomach. Evelyn burst out laughing, then tapped out. The two friends left the lecture hall.
“On the real, your hippie friend has a lot of nerve leading her on like that,” Jacky said, packing up his books.
“Eh, Sarah’s made it clear that she doesn’t like girls. Or...anybody for that matter.”
“Well, from one gay to another: Sarah’s full of horse crap.”
“Dude, they’re friends! And Evelyn’s not holding out for anything more.”
Jacky cocked his head as the last few students left the lecture hall. “What about us, Tai? Are we just friends?”
Tai leaned in to kiss him. Jacky kissed back harder, slipping his hand beneath Tai’s nylon shorts. Tai tossed his head back, pacing his breaths.
“Try to hold out as long as you can,” Jacky whispered, nibbling his neck. “I don’t want this to end…prematurely.”
“Hold out, huh?” Tai moaned between breaths. “Fuck...guess I gotta...uh, think about Evelyn the demon or something. That’s a turnoff...uh, am I right?”
“Seriously?” Jacky mumbled. “I’m trying to please you, and you’re gonna talk about another woman? Just stop talking.”
My boyfriend’s a hard nut to crack, Tai thought. Yes, it was true that Jacky had been a cocky, jealous, holier-than-thou douche during the whole class. He’s shallow. But God, his hand feels so good. So Tai let Jacky California finish. And afterward, Tai felt like the shallow one. For letting somebody kiss, caress, and fondle him when he knew for damn sure that they had nothing in common.
***
“And in conclusion,” said a female brunette. “That’s why multicultural cuisine is integral to improving the health of obese Americans in our nation. Thank you!”
“Delightful,” exclaimed Dr. Cartwright: Winston’s female Public Speaking professor. The student thanked her, then returned to her desk in the small Learning Center classroom. Today’s topic: Describe how multiculturalism has changed your life.
“Next up: Winston Beavers,” Dr. Cartwright announced. “Ah, quite a fitting last name, if I do say so myself.”
“Much obliged, ma’am.” Winston tipped his cowboy hat. “No one liked my last name until I became a student at South App.” He walked to the front of the classroom carrying two large foam boards.
“Oh! Somebody chose to use props, I see.”
“I was always a visual learner myself.” Winston set the foam boards up on tripods. “Ever since I was a little shit...um, I mean child, I always had a knack for pictures instead of words. I reckon ain’t much changed since then.”
“That’s very...insightful, Winston. Please begin whenever you’re ready.”
Two huge images were printed on the foam boards. One was a high-res photo of a revolver. The other was a simple stock photo of a 3-ring binder.
“Ladies and gents, when I enrolled last month, two precious items were stolen from me.” Winston pulled out a cigarette and pointed at each of the photos. “Exhibit A: my Colt Single Action Army revolver, gifted to me by my daddy. And Exhibit B: a top-secret binder, gifted to me by the fine folks from Beta Delta Epsilon.”
“Who’s got big dicks? We’ve got big dicks!” chanted a few BDE pledges in the back of the class.
“Don’t you forget it. Uh, anyway, I say all this to say: multiculturalism has impacted my life because it was statistically somebody of a certain race who stole these items from me.”
“Mister Beavers, I must stop you as this is highly inappropriate!” blurted out the professor’s teaching assistant.
“Let...let him continue,” Dr. Cartwright muttered, swallowing the lump in her throat. “Mister Beavers, I do presume you have...dare I say, a valuable theme in your speech?”
“I humbly assure you, I do,” replied Winston tipping his cowboy hat. “I reckon you’re gonna wanna listen to what I’m fixin’ to say.”
***
Down at the other end of the Student Center, Gigi donned goggles and rubber gloves while she weighed silver nitrate powder on a scale.
“Everybody make sure that your scale is switched to grams!” cautioned Dr. Spivey: a wild white-haired mad scientist. “And before anybody asks: no, I will not help you cook meth in an RV! I will, however, give you a list of Asheville’s finest marijuana dealers...for a price.”
Gigi added the powder to a volumetric flask. Then, she unzipped her bookbag and grabbed a bottle of distilled water. She slowly poured the water into the flask, swirling the mixture around.
“Smart, smart, smart!” Dr. Spivey praised Gigi. “Why, I see somebody brought their own water. Now, I think I know why. But please humor me.”
“Gladly!” Gigi obliged, swirling the flask until the silver nitrate dissolved completely. “Well, Professor, I opted to access my personal inventory in hopes of bypassing a lengthy dihydrogen monoxide queue! Translation: look at that line!”
Sure enough, a long line of students stood with flasks in hand, waiting to use the tap of distilled water. Dr. Spivey flipped through his attendance roster. “Ah, you’re my pre-dental student: Ji-hye.” He pronounced it incorrectly as Gee-Hi.
“Oh, it’s actually pronounced Gee-Hey. But my real name’s caused so much...um, confusion that most people call me Gigi now.”
“I see. That’s quite unfortunate. Having to change your name all because of someone else.”
Before Gigi could respond, a frat boy called out to the professor. “Hey, Walter White! I’ll pay ya a hundred bucks for a list of all your dealers. Come on, bubba, that’s like half your salary!”
Dr. Spivey sighed and feigned annoyance. “Ah, these kids and their shrewd business exchanges. Guess I better entertain their shenanigans. Keep up the diligence, Ji-hye.” That time, he pronounced it correctly.
After Dr. Spivey left, a nerdy hipster girl tapped Gigi’s shoulder. “Hey, check this out.” The girl raised her cardigan sleeve to reveal a dark silver nitrate tattoo. Fuck Landsharks. It was the South App Beavers’ rival mascot.
“I...fully approve this message!”
“Here, try one on you before the professor gets back.” The girl handed Gigi a paintbrush.
“Neat!” Gigi replied as if accepting party pills for the first time. “But what to write?” She stared at her class schedule, where her name was also listed as “Ji-hye Moon.” Maybe...I should get used to using my real name again.
Gigi pulled up her hoodie sleeve and dipped the brush into the silver nitrate solution. Just then, the professor summoned everybody back to their desks for discussion. “Ji-hye, Ji-hye, Ji-hye,” she repeated, quickly painting a tattoo on the inside of her left hand.
Gigi rushed back to her desk. Dr. Spivey laughed at the class, his white hair sprawling in all directions. “Fools! I saw what you did. Now, let this be a lesson in commitment. Because silver nitrate tattoos take a week to fade. Now...who wants to show me theirs? Or shall I start calling names?”
Goosebumps rose on the back of Gigi’s neck. Not because her tattoo was semi-permanent, but because she was surely about to be the center of attention. But after a moment of tension, the professor simply dismissed class. Gigi bolted out the door. “So long, Ji-hye!” his voice echoed down the hall.
Shit, did he see my tattoo? Gigi picked up the pace, bumping into students who filed out of the Learning Center classrooms. Around the corner, she heard the grinding of coffee beans and frothing of whole milk. She would soon reach safety at Doppio Coffee Shop...
“Whaaa-oomph!” Gigi gasped, slipping on a banana peel. She landed flat on her back, sending her notebook and loose papers flying.
“Whoa, are you okay?” asked a short Indian guy as he rushed to Gigi’s aid. He helped her to her feet. “Yo, did you get that on video?” he asked another Indian, who ran up with a video camera. “Hey, Miss, it was just a social experiment! See, we’re from the South App Social Club. Hey, are you listening? It was just a prank, bro!”
A mentally-drained Gigi kneeled down to collect her supplies. It was only when Gigi reached down to collect her papers that she read the tattoo on her hand. And it did not read Ji-hye...
“WINSTON?!” her voice cracked.
“Jesus fuckin’ Christ,” mumbled a young cowboy, hunched over a large caramel frappuccino. “Are ya that surprised to find me here?”
Winston was sitting at Doppio Coffee Shop. Gigi hurriedly pulled down her hoodie sleeves past her fingertips. She balled the draping sleeves over her fists, concealing the palms of her hands. Then, she walked over to Winston as if she didn’t look like a complete-
“You look like a complete dork!” Winston chuckled.
“Oh! I was...uh, cold,” Gigi lied. She held up her balled-up fists like a panda bear. “See, I made my own gloves!”
Winston snatched her right wrist, then placed it palm-down on the counter. He reached into his pocket for a dull, rusty Swiss Army Knife.
“So what we wanna do is make a quick little incision where the thumb is right here.” Winston cut a small hole in the sleeve. Carefully, he guided her thumb through the hole to create a mitten of sorts for her small hand.
“Now, let’s do your left hand.”
Gigi’s heart skipped a beat as he grabbed her tattooed left hand and lay her palm on the table. Don’t look at my tattoo, don’t look at it, don’t look at it!
“Ugh, damn blade’s straight-up fucked,” Winston scoffed. “Must’ve been that buck I skinned.”
“Eek! That’s so gross! Have you at least washed it?” Don’t look at it, don’t look at it, don’t look at it!
Winston ignored her question. “Here, let me see your palm so I can-”
For the love of all that is sacred and holy, don’t look at it, don’t look at it, DON’T LOOK AT IT!
“I have to poop!” Gigi blurted out.
Winstons let go of Gigi’s hand. He and everybody else stared in disbelief. Of course, she was lying. It’s not even what she meant to say. But Gigi took that baton and ran a country mile. “Um...it appears that most sharp cheeses give me constipation. But ever since I ate all those mozzarella sticks, I have major runs!”
Gigi stood up, crossed her arms, and bowed. Then, she skittered off to the restroom - her secret safe in her left hand.
A preppy guy and girl walked up behind the dumbfounded Winston. “Yo, country boy needs to teach his lady friend some manners, am I right?” The guy looked around, trying to rally the cafe customers for support. “That’s one thing I hate about this liberal town. What a fuckin’ dyke.”
A storm brewed in Winston’s head. But he kept it bottled up inside. He chuckled instead, placing a hand on the guy’s shoulder. A pause. Suddenly, Winston yanked him into a headlock, holding the pocket knife to his crotch. His girlfriend shrieked like a mouse, while the young man raised his trembling hands.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!” the guy yelled.“T-take it easy, man! I was just-”
“Now listen here, partner.” Winston applied pressure with his blade. “I’ve had my share of good days. Matter fact, they’ve been a dime a dozen. But I reckon I’ve had my share of bad days too. And this right here is one of them bad days.” Winston motioned at the paper next to his drink. “See that-there paper over there? That’s the speech I just gave in front of a crowd of SJWs. And you wanna know what the teacher gave me? D-fuckin’-minus.”
“I’m...s-s-sorry,” the preppy guy whimpered.
“Yeah, me too,” Winston grumbled, using his knife to flick off the button on the guy’s board shorts.
“Somebody, do something!” the guy’s air-headed girlfriend cried.
And on cue, a thin brown liquid ran down the preppy guy’s legs. It seeped into his white Champion socks and stained his off-brand boat shoes. The putrid smell hit the gasping, coughing patrons.
Satisfied, Winston shoved the guy into his girlfriend’s arms. “I reckon you best wash up, partner.” Whispers and murmurs in the crowd while the preppy boy limped toward the men’s bathroom. “Hol’ up. I reckon you best make your way to the female bathroom. Matter fact, all bathrooms are gender-neutral around these parts. And while you’re in there, you can apologize to that so-called dyke from earlier. Tell her Winston Motherfucking Beavers sent you.”
With anguish and defeat in his eyes, the lady entered the female bathroom. Satisfied, Winston gathered his things and decided that it was time to get the fuck out of there. But when he turned around to leave, a thunderous applause erupted behind him like an action movie explosion. Winston smiled mischievously. For the first time since he enrolled, he finally belonged.
Suddenly, Winston slipped on the banana feel and landed square on his elbow. “Oh, shit!” exclaimed the Indian student, running to his side. “Are you okay, man?”
***
Frank shivered on top of Claire as she dug her nails into his back. He lay there for a moment, his breath ragged. Then, he rolled off, breathing heavily on Winston’s top bunk. He slipped off the latex condom and tossed it into an empty cheese ball can on Winston’s bunk.
“Alas, thou hadst sucketh the chi from my body and-”
“Remember, like, no talking!” Claire reminded him condescendingly. She pulled the covers over her breasts, opened Instagram, and took a duck-face selfie.
“Ah, perhaps you didn’t get a chance to c-”
“Like, no.” Claire casually added a rabbit-ear filter and snapped a pic. “But that’s, like, totally okay...I guess.”
Frank transformed from Shakespeare to Sherlock, scanning Winston’s filthy bachelor bedspread for something. Anything. There were cigarette butts, saltine crumbs, half a stick of butter, Fun Dip packages with only the dip missing, a whole uneaten chicken wing, piss in a Sprite bottle, a Happy Meal box with a dead rat inside, three leaking D Batteries, and Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up.
Finally, Frank grabbed a nearly-empty can of whipped cream. He yanked the covers off the naked Claire and sprayed a line from her collarbone to navel. Now, he had Claire’s full, undivided attention. She slowly looked down at the runny mess that pooled into her belly button. Then, she gave him the hungriest bedroom eyes Frank had ever seen.
“If you’re, like, going to play with your food, then you better totally clean up after yourself.”
Frank and Claire proceeded to do unthinkable things in that bed. And Winston’s top bunk held on by faith and faith alone. Finally, they collapsed next to one another. Two sweaty messes bathing in afterglow. Afterward, they snuck into the men’s shower where they agreed on two things. One: they were going to burn that mattress out of respect for Winston. And two: they were going to have sex at Beleavers that night.
***
“Look here, you little bitch!”
Evelyn grabbed the young, black cheerleader’s collar and pulled her across the table, showing her fangs.
“W-whoa!” the cheerleader stammered. “Chill out! I’m...sorry.”
“Sorry about what?”
The girl panned from Evelyn to Sarah, Tai, and Jacky. “I’m...uh, sorry for asking you if you were selling tickets to a Marilyn Manson concert.”
“Apology accepted!” Sarah cheered on Evelyn’s behalf. She pointed at the assorted bath bombs for sale in the Learning Center Ballroom. “Everything you see here is between 10 and 15. If you have a sweet tooth, the fine gents to my right are selling yummy cookies and banana bread. Or…” Sarah pulled out the sacred BDE binder and placed it on the table. “Between you and me, we’re selling fake IDs.”
“Yeah!” Tai said. “There’s a few young ladies in there who have a mocha complexion almost as rich as yours!”
Jacky elbowed Tai in the ribs. Tai sucked in a breath, while his boyfriend acted as nothing had just happened. My boyfriend is jealous over fuckin’ everything.
The cheerleader looked over her shoulder to make sure the coast was clear. Then, she flipped through the pages as if she was dress shopping. “They contain the new state watermark and everything!” Sarah informed her customer. “We accept only cash at the moment. They cost-”
“A hundred, dudette,” Jacky interjected. Sarah gave him a worrisome side-eye at the exorbitant price. But as expected, the rich cheerleader pulled out the bills and handed them over.
“Oh, that makeup actually makes your eyes pop - no cap,” the cheerleader told Evelyn, before disappearing into the Beleavers crowd with her fake ID.
“Mission accomplished!” Jacky cheered. They had managed to pull off just over 100 sales: 7500 bucks split four ways. Now, it was time to close up shop for the night. Soon, the Christian rock band would take the stage to celebrate God in a room full of students with brand new identities.
“Come on, Tai,” Jacky said, smiling warmly. “Let’s grab some popcorn. I have somebody I want you to meet.”
Tai waved at the girls as they watched them leave.
“I...really don’t know what to make of Jacky,” Sarah admitted. “A few weeks ago, I tracked him down across campus because I thought he was smoking hot. I mean, he still is. But still…”
“He’s a fucking fake,” Evelyn fumed. “That holier-than-thou douchelord can sit on a tack.”
“Whoa, sounds like you need to relieve some stress,” Sarah chuckled, punching Evelyn’s arm. “Why don’t we head to the quad and settle our tie-breaker?”
At that, Sarah and Evelyn left for one last grappling match to end them all.
***
Winston and Gigi approached the Ballroom entrance, where thumping Christian rock rattled the door.
“So...are you a Christian or are you here for the popcorn?” Winston asked.
“A little bird told me that it is pretty tasty!” Gigi admitted sheepishly.
“And I reckon that little bird was Frankie?”
“Yes, actually! He’s supposed to meet me here. But...I haven’t heard from him in a few hours.”
“Ah. Same with Claire.”
Just like last week’s restaurant date, Gigi and Winston had been once again ghosted by their lovers. It had become a running meme at this point.
“M-maybe their bus is running late?” Gigi suggested, failing to convince even herself.
“Hey, while we’re meddlin’ in conspiracy theories, I’ve got one too. See, Frankie likes to cook. And I’mma bet he’s with Claire, baking her a fresh, homemade cream-”
Gigi clamped her hand over Winston’s mouth. Gigi’s pupils said it all. So he opted to lay off the jokes. Neither either of them really believed their lovers were sneaking around with each other.
Winston opened the ballroom door and promptly caught an elbow to the temple.
“Oomph!” Winston groaned. Gigi slouched against the wall for safety. The scene was no Sunday morning gospel band. This was a Christian hardcore band. And they had just walked into a mosh pit.
“W-Winston!” Gigi yelled over the screamo vocals. But among the flurry of flailing super-Christians, Winston had vanished. Gigi bent her knees and jumped as high as she could, searching for his cowboy hat in the crowd. Suddenly, a punk-rock girl came up from behind and lifted her into the air.
“She’s tryin’ to go surfing!” the girl yelled, heaving her into the crowd like a FedEx package. Gigi gasped before landing into a sea of open hands. This “wave” slowly guided her through the spazzing strobe lights and fog.
Suddenly, an anonymous hand grazed her breast, then very deliberately squeezed it. “W-whaaa!?” Gigi pulled her knee to her stomach, then kicked the culprit square in the face.
“You bitch!” the fondler yelled psychotically, cupping a hand over his bleeding nose. “Throw this fucking slut overboard!” And, in unison, the moshers raised and lowered her body in their hands. “One, two, three!”
Gigi flew into the air - falling, falling, falling until she crashed into a table of baked goods and bath bombs. Winded, she slipped behind the tablecloth and curled up under the table. The mob raged outside.
“Animals,” Gigi whispered, rubbing her sore breast. Alone in the dark under that table, she wanted to cry. She could only imagine what Winston would have done if she caught that pervert red-handed. Maybe I should have let him keep his gun.
Gigi turned on her phone’s flashlight and looked around. Under the table were several cardboard boxes. One, in particular, was labeled Sarah’s Box O’Fun. Gigi recognized it immediately. On move-in day, she’d watched Sarah unpack a huge bong from that very box. Then, Sarah had dared a drunk Winston to drink the bong water. He did. (“Gigi, meet my brother.”)
This is...Sarah’s table? She’s here at Beleavers tonight? Feeling gutsy, she sifted through the box. On top of the mountain of bath bombs and baked goods, the B.D.E. binder sat there in all its glory. She flipped through pages upon pages of fake IDs. On a scratch sheet of notebook paper: a tally of sales for Sarah, Evelyn, Tai, and Claire. But no Winston. And slowly, her busy brain started to connect the dots.
“Holy balls,” she whispered, snapping the stolen binder shut. She thought about taking it right then and there and returning it to its bearded beast of an owner. But another thought crossed her mind.
I could leave it here and blackmail them for money, Gigi thought. All I have to do is threaten to tell Winston! The decision was set in stone. She left the binder behind and slipped out from under the table. But not before stealing a baseball-sized charcoal bath bomb.
***
In the popcorn line, safe from the mosh pit, Jacky stood in front of Tai with his back turned. The blonde-haired surfer had been rambling excitedly with an Asian guy for five minutes now. And not once had Jacky thought to introduce him.
“Oh, Tai Maple!” Jacky finally remembered, turning to face him. “This is my friend: Benji. Benji, meet Tai.”
This freckle-faced Asian guy gave a slight bow. Tai immediately knew who he was. In fact, Gigi had given him the full scoop while she and Tai had shared her very first cheese pizza. It had all begun on the day where the freshmen tracked down Jacky in his mail truck. Jacky had mistaken the cross-dressing Gigi with the Benji who now stood before him.
And this Benji was allegedly Jacky’s secret long-time crush.
“Benji, would you please grab us a popcorn?” Jacky asked politely, stepping out of the line. “I need to talk to my friend here...alone.”
“Friend,” Tai echoed, following Jacky like a lost puppy.
“Tai, this is just as hard for me, brother,” Jacky frowned, more condescending than empathetic.
“The hell it is!” Tai blew up, drowned out by the hardcore band. “You had your hand in my pants just a few hours ago! Were you fucking planning on leaving me this whole time? For him?!”
“Tai, listen man. Look, I know everything. When you showed up at the coffee shop, I knew you’d been spying on me long before you met me. I first thought our meeting was a...beautiful coincidence. But all along, you were pulling the wool over my eyes. But that’s okay, brochacho! Because I gave you a chance anyway. See, I wanted to save you from what you are! You’re a liar, bro. But in God’s eyes, we all-”
“I let you take my goddamn virginity!” Tai exploded over the music, his jaw twitching uncontrollably.
A pitiful look from Jacky. “I see. That does complicate things a bit, on the real. Look, you can have a quarter of my earnings from tonight’s sales. And I promise to pray for you every night before-”
“Fuck you and fuck your God! I hope you die in your fucking sleep! I hate you, I hate you, I HATE YOU!”
Tai turned around and walked confidently out of the ballroom, holding his head up high while vertigo weighed it down. But nobody stopped him. And not once did he look back.
***
Winston limped down the Learning Center hallway with a pounding headache. He struggled to keep his twitching, swollen eye open while passing the empty classrooms. Where he was going, not even he knew. He just had to get far away from that mosh pit.
“Calm, child! You’re quite a fool to be walking around with a concussion!”
Winston turned around. Through his good eye, he saw a large, middle-aged Haitian woman in an African floral dress and headwrap. She held a bible in her large, smooth hands.
“Join us, child,” the woman beckoned, pointing into a classroom of Haitian students in chairs.
Winston smiled weakly, thinking back to his controversial speech from class that morning. “I mighty appreciate it, ma’am. But I reckon I ain’t much worthy.” He turned to walk away, but accidentally stumbled like a drunkard into the woman’s arms.
“Soft, my child,” she soothed him, ushering him into the room of students. “Not one of us is worthy. But there is good news.”
A half-hour later, Winston was sitting in the front row of the Haitian Student Ministry with a bag of frozen peas pressed to his swollen eye. The matriarch, Nadia, was delivering a passionate Psalm 107 sermon to her students.
“Let the one who is wise heed these things,” Nadia read. “And ponder the loving deeds of the Lord. Amen. Now, to conclude, I’d like to introduce our guest: Winston from Beleavers. Please, child, tell us about yourself.”
The young men on either side of Winston gave him a back pat. Winston slowly stood up and tipped his cowboy hat. In his mind, it was his Public Speaking 101 all over again. But in class, he hadn’t been standing in front of all-black students. Like he was now.
“Well, like I told Nurse Nadia earlier. I don’t feel like I’m worthy among y’all fine folks here. I mighty appreciate Nadia for patching me up. And for y’all’s hospitality.”
Winston headed for the door, but Nadia blocked the exit. “Please, child. Do your sins trouble you? May it ease your soul to know that there are redeemed people in this very room who have committed acts of credit card fraud, gang violence, and even beastiality?”
Winston blinked.
But somehow, Nadia’s words did not repel these people away. They brought them closer. So Winston opened his mouth and confessed what had been brewing in his mind all day.
“Well, uh...today in speech class, I said the N-word. I didn’t mean to be ugly when I said it. Only said it to take power away from it. But I reckon I really hurt a couple of people in that class. The only reason the teacher didn’t ban me from the class was ‘cause she wanted me to learn a lesson this year. And I’m tryin’, Nadia. I’m...tryin’ real hard.”
The students didn’t come forward to comfort Winston, who now choked on tears. But they didn’t back away either. It was only when Nadia lay a hand on him that the other students followed suit.
“It sounds like you have a lot to think on,” Nadia said warmly, as layers of hands covered him. “I wish you luck on your journey. We will always be here whenever Beleavers get a little too...rowdy.”
Nadia and the students led a closing prayer for Winston. He smiled as a rush of dopamine reached the brain. The tears flowed freely, even as he used the bag of frozen peas to dab his face.
“Amen,” Nadia concluded. Everybody left Winston’s side and began stacking chairs.
“Wait,” Winston said, returning to his confident southern drawl. “Let me take care of them-there chairs. It’s...the least this poor white boy can do.”
And so, Winston began folding chairs alone while the others left. And like Jesus on the Via Dolorosa, he began carrying ten chairs down the long hallway toward the supply closet. And like all other men, Winston was hell-bent on making only one trip.
“Winston!” Gigi blurted out as he turned a corner. With his hands full, his black eye had nowhere to hide. Gigi dropped her jaw. Then, her mouth formed a pitiful frown. She kissed her tattoo-free hand and gently pressed her fingertips on Winston’s eyelid.
“One more time,” Winston suggested with a grin.
Gigi hesitantly kissed her hand, then reached for Winston’s eyelid again. Suddenly, Winston playfully bit her hand. “Eek!” Gigi quickly brought her hand to her chest.
“You’re a good woman, Gigi,” Winston chuckled, reflecting on his own moral character. Both of their faces flushed red. He shook his head, arms trembling from the weight they carried. “Look, I gotta put these chairs up. Walk with me.”
Gigi carried four of the chairs. And even then, she lagged behind Winston. “So, what’s the word on Frankie? You find him in that-there mob?”
Gigi shook her head, her long black hair whipping back and forth. “Nope! And Claire?”
“Shit,” Winston said, emotionally detached. “Honestly, I don’t expect to see her ever again.”
“Hmmm...so why don’t they love us anymore?”
“Beats me,” said Winston, as they set their chairs down at the closet door. “But if I was a betting man, I’d wager it’s because you and I seem to be attached at the hip these days.”
“Do you think they don’t trust us together? I mean, as friends?”
“Should they?”
Gigi opened her mouth, then closed it. Then, they quickly reached for the doorknob at the same time. A moment passed, and they did not move their hands. Slowly, her earthy brown eyes met his icy blue ones. Gigi’s tattoo was on fire.
Together, they turned the doorknob. And lo and behold: it was Frank and Claire.
Frank’s pants were around his ankles - all eight inches of uncut glory on full display. Claire was on her knees, snorting an eight-inch line of red-and-white cocaine from root to tip. As soon as they were spotted, Claire frantically wiped her nose while Frank shuffled to button his pants.
“W-w-woe is me!” Frank moaned in despair. “It doth appear that our feline hath escaped its rucksack!”
“Like, no fucking shit, Sherlock!” Claire snapped, brushing the cocaine off her shirt. “Do you ever, like, shut the fuck up? Like, look Winston and Gigi! I promise this is, like, not what it looks like. It was just, like, like, like, like, like-”
Winston and Gigi slowly stared at each other - sly grins on their faces.
“Um...are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Gigi asked Winston cheerfully.
“I sure the hell am, buddy,” Winston answered. They each grabbed a folding chair and approached the pair of adulterers.
***
A short while later, at dusk, Winston and Gigi sat on the curb of the Chadwick Hughes Learning Center - handcuffed. A fresh-faced, fat officer stood with his arms crossed, staring at the excited pair of criminals.
“So, you mean to tell me you…stabbed this chick with a chair?” the officer asked, dumbfounded.
“Yep!” Gigi piped up, a wide smile plastered on her face. “I managed to wield my melee weapon like a medieval knight, riding with the north winds until that raging thundercunt landed on her assless keister!”
“That was fuckin’ awesome,” Winston said, giving her an elbow bump. “But not as awesome as me crackin’ Frankie’s skull.”
The cop knitted his brows, taking extensive notes. “Alrighty then. Anything else y’all wanna add?”
Gigi and Winston grinned at each other, adrenaline fueling their veins. They had truly saved the best for last.
“Then, I took out my phone,” Winston started. “And I showed them a pic of-”
“He flashed them a pic of him taking my virginity!” Gigi finished proudly. But it was a lie. No, Winston had instead shown the cheaters the photo of Gigi eating cheese for the first time with Winston. And despite being attacked with a chair, that photo had shocked Frank more than anything.
Cop 2 walked over to Cop 1 and whispered something into his ear. Cop 1 nodded and pointed at Jacky and Claire. The pair looked tired and traumatized, and were hugging and consoling each other next to another cop car.
“Y’all got off lucky this time,” Cop 2 jeered. “They ain’t gonna press charges. You must have some deep dirt on ‘em or something.”
He wasn’t wrong. That red-and-white cocaine was Ryan’s signature product. The BDE fraternity circulated that cocaine more widely than Jacky and his fake IDs. And it was a much larger, lucrative operation. In Winston’s eyes, Claire didn’t want to risk Winston snitching in retaliation for being thrown in jail.
“Ladies first,” said Cop 1, helping Gigi off the curb to her feet. He spun her around and unlocked her handcuffs. “What kinda ink job is that?” the cop muttered, reading the silver nitrate tattoo on Gigi’s palm. “Winston...wait a sec. Hey, that’s your name, right?”
Winston cocked his head at the cop’s question. Gigi’s knees trembled as she let out a nervous chuckle. It surely wasn’t the craziest thing to happen that day. But goddamn, would it be hard to explain.
“Gigi, what the hell?” Winston muttered with a blank expression.
“Call me Ji-hye!” Gigi blurted out proudly. Winston shook his head with a smile as he watched her disappear into the Asheville night.
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2020.08.09 13:14 finnagains The Extended History of BDSM - By Skyeler Huntsman

BDSM has dark and disturbing imagery. A dark, dungeon-like room filled with chains, whips, and cages. Critics use this imagery to claim BDSM is anti-woman and to continue heteronormative gender norms. These portrayals are wrong and destroy and ignore the history of BDSM. The history of BDSM is complicated and revolutionary, a history filled with strong women and men. It is a history exposing the creation of gender and questioning social normativity. BDSM has become a lifestyle, with its own set of rules and orders, a culture people practice in order to be edgy, to startle by wearing a collar, a rope pentagram, or a puppy mask. BDSM and its history is about figuring out yourself, learning and taking responsibility, and refusing to follow or care what others think.
Bondage, Discipline, Domination, Submission, Sadism, and Masochism, aka BDSM has a long history. According to historian Anne O’ Nomis, BDSM began in Mesopotamia, where gods and monsters ruled over human subjects. Goddess Inanna with her jeweled-adorned body and her crown, shimmered and dazzled as she looked down at her human subjects. She induced her followers to perform a dance for her; as the dance intensified, Inanna whipped her followers into a sexual frenzy. The subsequent sexual intercourses created both pleasure and the continuation of Mesopotamia. This dance, with its moans and pleasures, could not save the fate of Mesopotamia. The ashes of the city did not destroy BDSM; the dance for the goddess was just a seed.
The history of Ancient Greece also includes BDSM from ritual flagellation of men and women in Sparta to The Tomb of Whipping, a room where whipping for sexual pleasure happened. The problem with the historical depictions of BDSM/sex in Ancient Greece is the focus on the physical act of sex. In the History of Sexuality, Michel Foucault explains “in Greece, truth and sex were linked, in the form of pedagogy, by the transmission of a precious knowledge from one body to another; sex served as a medium for initiations into learning.” This transmission of precious knowledge was different for each Greek couple, one couple’s knowledge could be just about sex, another couple’s knowledge could be a teachestudent relationship. The student/teacher relationship was between someone older, wiser teaching a younger being about the meaning of life. Some relationships focused on survival, like the Sacred Band of Thebes. The study of sexuality and sexual practices in Ancient Greece focuses too much on sex in our modern sense. Historians have not focused enough on the discourse of these relationships, either for what they were or their complexity.
In every culture BDSM-like practices existed. The existences of these practices reveal the fluidity of both gender and sexuality. Victorian Britain, with the help of explorer Richard Burton, created a myth around the Indian text, the Kamasutra. The titillating illustrations of differing sexual positions could be read merely as a sex manual. But the book is not a guide for sex but for enlightenment, a guide for both men and women to better their lives by acquiring better understandings of themselves, their partner(s), and the world around them. The Kamasutra teaches men to respect women, and women to respect men, because the goal is liberation from this world. Liberation, moksha, is a complex idea, but for some, the use of BDSM in the Sutra is a guide to liberate both sex and gender conformities, based on principles of communication, trust, and consent. Nevertheless, the focus of BDSM changed from being about trust and honesty to about control and sexual gratification.
England, France, and some parts of Germany from the 16th century to the 19th century experienced a blossoming of erotic literature and art from the publication of Thomas Shadwell’s The Virtuoso to John Cleland’s Fanny Hill. Stories of chamber maids whipping their masters or young feral servants whipping their mistresses, with the implications of power turned topsy-turvy, were tantalizing back in the day. The Marquis De Sade changed erotica in the late 1700s with the publication of 120 Days of Sodom and Justine. Sade’s work is graphic. His writing depicts the sexual pleasure of beatings, forced orgasms, humiliation, group sex, rope play, and even cutting. The labels placed on Sade’s work are shocking, controversial, and to some feminist writers, his work is sexist. These labels do not repel people from Sade’s work, the attraction to his work by “sick freaks” intensifies because of these labels.
Although the publication of Sade’s work introduced many to the world of BDSM, it really came out of the closet in the twentieth century. Germany after World War I was a place in need of life. The war decimated the country, and it left a generation of men and women frustrated at the old way of life. Some decided to liberate themselves by creating clubs to express their homosexuality, bisexuality, and transsexuality, and to simply have fun. These cabarets are beautifully described by British author Christopher Isherwood who was in Berlin during this time. Fascism ruined and destroyed these clubs, even though many guards, soldiers, and fascist youths frequently visited and ‘played’ in them. Hitler destroyed and persecuted this sexual freedom, but he did not destroy it; it just went underground.
BDSM existed in 1940s and 1950s America because of underground publication of “sex” magazines. These magazines, with the help of photographer of John Willie, are one of the reasons for the contemporary look of BDSM: the leather, high heeled shoes, latex dresses, corsets, and the binding of hands and arms together by rope. Women depicted in Bizarre, wore high heeled leather shoes, some had their hands bound behind their back, or over their heads, with either ropes or leather. Some pictures showed them being beaten and others showed them struggling with their restraints. One of the most famous Bizarre model was Bettie Page. Page was both the Queen of the Pinups and the Queen of BDSM. She was strong, powerful, innocent with a pretty smile. Importantly, she revolutionized sexuality. In her words “they claimed, I opened up the sexual revolution but I was just doing my job and I’d loved every moment of it.” In some part the sexual revolution of the 1960s happened because of her, the relaxing of censorship happened because of her, and she inspired generations of women to embrace their sexuality and their femininity, whether they want to be submissive or be a dominatrix. I suggest everyone watch the beautiful and heartbreaking film The Notorious Bettie Page. BDSM began to break free from the underground and become an artistic movement.
The Gay Rights Movement so linked with Stonewall, also began with a simple drawing of a leather clad officer on a page of a magazine. Images of homoeroticism have long been part of both American and world culture, from the words of Oscar Wilde to the paintings of Thomas Eakins and J.C. Leyendecker. However, there was no clear definition of sexuality or “look” attached to being gay. Tom of Finland, Touko Valio Laaksonen, like Bettie Page, created a look and identity for both BDSM and gay culture. The media in the early twentieth century portrayed gay men as limp-wristed, fastidiously clean, sissy and sassy, simply weak men. Tom of Finland created strong, powerful, sexy, and self-assured men. His art work revolutionized both the gay culture and the art world. Tom of Finland’s influence can be seen in the look of heavy metal and the photography of Robert Mapplethorpe. Bettie Page, Tom of Finland, Mapplethorpe, and so many others helped usher in mainstream BDSM.
Remember when MTV use to play music videos? I do not either but for those who do, remember the videos of Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, even the Eurythmics. These artists, plus numerous others, used BDSM for their look and modes of expression: Marilyn Manson with his corsets and smashing industrial lights cutting his chest, Trent Reznor screaming “Closer” to a crowd of screaming fans. I will not go into the look and lyrics of Rammstein, this is an academic blog after all. With the help of internet and blog forums like Tumblr, it is easier to realize this history and help people understand BDSM is not a nefarious culture. However, access to social media also invites judgment. Some still question the mental state, family background, and personality of people who are part of BDSM, but the history of BDSM proves the fluidity of gender and sexuality. There is no “right way” to be or to express sex, gender, and sexuality.
Skyeler Huntsman is a history master’s student studying gender and sexuality.
https://historymsu.wordpress.com/2017/04/26/the-extended-history-of-bdsm/
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2020.08.03 23:03 VixxinVanBlood Looking For a Musically Inclined Partner from Springfield, MA to help me Kickstart my Band BLACK WIDOWER

Hello. I have started the Band "BLACK WIDOWER" and I am looking for a Musically Inclined Partner ages 17-21 years of age. I am a Vocalist and I am looking for anyone who Wants to help me COMBINE THE GENRES of Experimental, Alternative, Pop, Rock, Metal, and Electronic. My Inspirations are Marilyn Manson & The Spooky Kids, Kesha, and Bring Me The Horizon. We will singing about What Marilyn Manson Were singing about before Antichrist Superstar: Goth Pop Culture, Tim Burton, Gothic Cartoons (Such as Ruby Gloom) from when we were kids (I am 18 and I am looking for people ages 15-21), etc., and We will Dress Like Goths, and Something out of Ruby Gloom, But The Style of Clothing has Gone Mental. I do like the Concept of Theatrics and Alice Cooper Vaudeville style Performances for the Band. The Rest will be up to us. If you can bring something to the table and are a Springfield, Massachusetts native looking for a Band Partner, Please Let me know.
Thank you.
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2020.07.19 00:43 benfranklin16 Seasons Ranked and Series Review (SPOILERS)

Just finished my 3rd rewatch of SOA. It had been a couple years since my last viewing and I was excited to get back into the world of this crazy show. Here’s my rankings of the seasons.
  1. Season 4
To me, the show is at its best when it’s focused on a conflict, this season being the cartel and when Jax and Clay are at each other’s throats. The cool thing with this season is that Jax and Clay aren’t at odds but the tension is still there because Clay needs the cash and Jax wants out. So they both agree to work with the cartel. By the end of the season though, Clay has written his death sentence as he’s gone too far for the letters. This season also doesn’t drag nearly as much as some of the others. Surprising, because it’s a 14 episode season instead of the usual 13.
  1. Season 7
This season genuinely surprised me this rewatch. I remember this season really dragging the first time I watched it, but I’ve now completely flipped on it. It still could have been shorter. I think 10 episodes would have been perfect, because it drags a little in the middle. Although this season didn’t have Clay, I think it was actually a breathe of fresh air. As much as I loved Clay and Tara as characters I think they were holding the show back from transforming. And Season 7 really feels different from the other seasons. Jax hell bent on revenge was really sad, but engaging to watch as well. His obsession for revenge almost destroys the club and by the end when he learns Gemma lied, it destroys him. The last three episodes of the show are among the best of the series particularly Suits of Woe. The scene between Juice and Jax in prison is some of the best acting I’ve ever seen and my favorite scene of the entire show. The final episode is really great and left me satisfied. Side Note: the addition of Marilyn Manson as Ron Tully was great too. A super creepy and ominous character.
  1. Season 2
Like Season 4, Season 2 has a focused conflict, neo-nazis, and the tension between Jax and Clay is high. This makes for a great season of SOA.
  1. Season 5
Used to be my favorite season until this rewatch. This season isn’t very consistent. Some of the series best moments and some of the worst are in this season. The second half is far better than the first. Gemma is insufferable the first half, but after her car wreck, Jax makes her get close to Clay and things got much better from there. A lot of the stuff I didn’t like had to do with Nero. Not Nero as a character, because he’s great, but the drama he brought. Like his madam or whatever getting jealous and of him and Gemma. Anyways, there was a lot of good stuff too. It’s cool seeing Jax as president and how hopeful he was in trying to save the club, but then Opie dies. Opie’s death is so brutal and such a big part of Jax’s downfall. Jax was never the same after Opie. Tara finally had something interesting to do with trying to get Otto to retract his RICO statement. Damon Pope is one of the best villains of the show. I also enjoyed Clay trying to take the gavel back which eventually leads to one of the best scenes of the show when he gets tatted out.
  1. Season 6
Like Season 5, Season 6 is inconsistent. It goes too far a couple times with the school shooting and Gemma and Clay forced to have sex. Also, I think Tara’s fake miscarriage plot was a little ridiculous. Once Jax finds out that it was a lie though the stuff with Tara starts to get really heart wrenching and her death still wrecks me. The tension between Gemma and Tara had been brewing for awhile but the brutality of it is so shocking. Some people complain that Clay should have died sooner, but I think that was Sutter’s intention. He purposely doesn’t make Clays death satisfying for the audience because now it’s been too long since we’ve wanted him dead and I really liked that approach because it challenges the audience. The episode as well is one of the series best.
  1. Season 1
I really enjoy Season 1. It’s entirely what you’d expect out of a biker show. It kind of meanders until Agent Stahl frames Opie as a rat. That’s when things got real good. Donnas death is so heartbreaking. One of the series best. Seeing Clay and Tig react at the scene is also brutal. I also love J.T.’s book that Jax finds and reads throughout the season.
  1. Season 3
One of the more controversial seasons because of Belfast. I actually really like the Belfast storyline, it’s everything else I didn’t enjoy quite so much. First of all, I think it takes too long for them to get there and then they have to wrap everything up in two episodes at the end in Charming. Tara being kidnapped was dumb and uninteresting. Killing the maid at Gemma’s dads house was eye rolling. Also, Agent Stahl became a little too over the top. Her killing her partner just didn’t seem realistic. Like I said I enjoy the Belfast plot. It’s fun watching the Belfast charter unwind and the Priest trying to give Abel a better life. The scene of Jax following Abel with the couple is a top 3 scene of the show. Not a bad season but definitely for me the weakest.
Sons of Anarchy is one of my all time favorite shows. I was actually on the fence on keeping it in my top 10 after rewatching seasons 5 and 6, but Season 7 really impressed me and for that it stays. Jax Teller is one of the best TV characters of all time in my opinion. Up there with Don Draper and Tony Soprano in my opinion. His transformation is incredible. SOA is so good because of its characters. The writing can be inconsistent sometimes and my biggest criticism of the show is it’s length. I think each season should have been 10 episodes. All that being said, the characters themselves stayed true till the end.
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2020.07.07 15:01 autotldr Johnny Depp 'not a wife beater' and Amber Heard allegations are 'lies', court hears

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Johnny Depp is not a "Wife beater" and allegations of violence made by his ex-wife Amber Heard are "Complete lies", the High Court has been told by his lawyers on the first day of a libel trial.
Appearing as the first witness, Depp was asked about the allegations of abuse, and also about his drug-taking and relationships with famous figures such as writer Hunter S Thompson, musicians Keith Richards and Marilyn Manson, and fellow actor Paul Bettany.
In a written outline of the actor's case, his barrister, David Sherborne, said The Sun's article amounted to a "Full-scale attack" on Depp as a "Wife beater" with "Defamatory allegations of the utmost seriousness".
Later in the trial, the court is expected to hear evidence by video-link from actresses Vanessa Paradis and Winona Ryder, former partners of Depp who both say he was never violent towards them, as well as Ms Heard's friends, who claim they witnessed abuse by the star.
"Either Ms Heard's allegations are true, in all their various forms now, and therefore Mr Depp has chosen to launch and pursue a lengthy libel claim despite knowing that the article which forms the subject matter of the claim is completely true."
"Or, as we say, Ms Heard has concocted them, embellishing and adding to them over the years... which means that Mr Depp is right in seeking vindication before this court from a hugely influential newspaper that sought to act as judge by endorsing and convicting him in relation to Ms Heard's allegations, not to mention demanding an end to his career as the punishment he supposedly deserved."
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2020.05.16 17:38 NeeKirk Crimson Letters Playthrough thus far, looking for conclusion advice

So, this is my first time being GM for a CoC playthrough I'm kinda winging it but the group seems to be having fun.
First off, given that I have a team of five running around, splitting them up has been a huge help just to roleplay, as we have a couple players with even less experience than I do. They've just been porting over 'whack it till it dies' ethos from other videogame/rpg/movies they may have seen when other members of the group were DMing. Even this only helped so much.
Secondly, the absolutely massive number of NPCs in this game is just total mental overload for me as a GM. Their connections, rivalries, what they do and don't know and would and wouldn't share about everyone else is just nuts, and if it's confusing for me it's going to be very hard for the investigators.
Anyway, I'm not sure if this isn't the default way of doing things, but given how clearly this module is trying to parallel a Marlow detective novel, I basically set this up like a cross between a Coen brothers crime caper and It Follows/The Ring. Everyone is ripping everyone off, almost no one knows what they're dealing with, and bodies are just piling up.
The planned backend of the module is: Lucy stole the real book from Leiter just before he died. She knew he was into something that was worth money, was sick of him, and wanted a ticket out of Arkham. The fake book was spotted by Roach stuck in Leiter's Uni office bookshelf, and, outraged at the violation of archival best practices he 'borrowed' what he thinks is the authentic document to teach Leiter a lesson and embarrass him in front of the dean. Plan was to reveal he'd been leaving valuable documents laying around to boost himself and maybe get his rival fired. The death and 'theft' obviously complicates his explaining to authorities why he has the book so he's stuck. Flinders is a dorky little goth wannabe obsessed with Satan. The kinda kid who 80 years later would be hanging out at Warped Tour or a Marilyn Manson concert and yes I'm old and don't know what kids are into these days. Cecil was baseline exposition dump. Oaks and Shaunessy, I gave the book's motivation - they want a body and they want the debt, but since I've got two hardcore Chapo fans and my other buddies are all lefties from the NorthEast, I decided to make 'tankie' gangsters. They have elaborate theories about how Cosa Nostra is superior to Capitalism (how efficiently are markets supplying demands with drugs, booze, gambling, whores banned?) and representative Democracy (everyone drinks but the gov bans alcohol?). They're an intersectional multi-ethnic coalition, providing a stable path to the middle class for oppressed minorities, setting up a model regime in Cuba, 'gangsterism or barbarism' etc. Basically if anyone's been stuck at a protest in the last 4 listening to a BA kid talk, that. Anyway, serves me right for wasting that time... Abner was supposed to be an avuncular, ambiguous figure, offering the help he thought would benefit him most while keeping the investigators as much in the dark as he could absolutely leave them and not get ripped out of existence by the horror. Cecilia was kind of a blank, couldn't figure out what she was for, she was going to be an exposition dump from a hospital bed once the Curse came for Roach at his desk in the History Department. The Dean was basically a '80s cop movie sergeant. Beginning of each day after the first he'd call them up, curse them out for making too much noise about this delicate affair, and deduct the promised payment by how much I think they're being loose cannons. Mortician I made into an absolutely idiotic chump who only has his job because of how convenient the mob and the Dean find him for getting clean death certificates on murder victims/college kids who drink themselves to death or commit suicide. I added a chief of police, who was 100% a wholly owned subsidiary of the Uni (think Penn State) and also on the take with the mob, so not only was he no help but actively working against the investigators from at least two angles, which they'd only figure out the more they had to deal with him.
So, for the first day, I had them leave the dean's briefing at noon, had each interview/search take one hour and travel from place to place take an hour. And of course everything 'decent' closes at 5pm. Surprisingly the group managed split up efficiently and logically to hit every major location and character (with me allowing them to go by Abner in the evening since he lives at his shop, is already aware of what the book is and wants to use the investigators and oh yea is halfway undead). They didn't do too much damage, except for one character angrily insisting that Roach did it immdiately. I had the character get so blustery outraged (this was the first interview of the game) that the other investigators, who were worried he'd scotch this whole avenue of investigation literally eject their associate from the room to calm him down. They also did a lot of poking around at Hobbhouse, which, since I didn't like the idea of it being a red herring dead end I added an encounter with Abner's ghouls spying from the bushes and an encounter with Oaks and Shaunnessy in the driveway after they were done. However they inSISted on checking literally every nook and cranny of this giant, empty house I had nothing planned for so I had to move the manifestation schedule up a few notches, and so the walls started flowing and collapsing on them while the sky burned with witchfire. Which meant that O&S were now logically required to be 'encountered' getting in their car and getting the hell out as the investigators were fleeing out the door. Later they meet O&S at the roadhouse and get made by them talking to Lucy. O&S demand they show them Leiter's body and figure out where his next big score was coming from and turn it over to them as payment for the debt, for which they'll get a finders fee. They agree. Wick was interesting and a disaster but probably kept the game from being way more slow and boring than otherwise. The investigators had enough info to know he was up to something with Leiter, but no hard evidence. So when they all gather, they take turns fast-talking him while another one sneaks off to poke around. One eventually looks in Hector and Carla's room and is chased back into the main showroom by two screaming ghouls. I have Abner decide oh well, what the hell, and explain what's up with the book, that Charles definitely tried to dupe it and that's why the horror is breaking through, etc etc. He then demands they give him BOTH copies of the book when they find them, which, given they're five, three fighters, trapped between two ghouls and one ghoul who knows magic, they agree to. They now have promised the same book, that exists in two editions, four times over. Once to their main questgiver, once to the mob, and twice to the Literal Devil.
I made the decision that both books would have bad juju associated with touching them but that the forged one, being the 'weak lock' was the one that would kill someone immediately.
Getting through the massive number of conversations took two days so to keep my investigators interested (as well as split up) I decided Lucy would just come clean and get rid of her (authentic) book. O&S were obviously sure she knew something she wasn't telling plus the book was giving her 'hallucinations' from guilt. But she wouldn't talk about it unless the group distracted Oaks and Shaunessy (I decided this is when they show O&S the body and it gets possessed). I also had Flinders call demanding attention as well as Roach and the Dean. Flinders had been fobbed off as a kook and a useless dork, told to 'search the university for leads' and ignored, so I decided he'd have broken into the offices and snooped around, found the fake book and taken off with it. Roach was calling to confess and ask for mercy, since he thinks it was the investigators who found it. The Dean just wants to yell about how the Hobbhouse was knocked off its foundations, the gardens killed and the roof burnt the same day he gave the investigators a key.
It worked out well again. They sent one player with the gangsters, chosen specifically because her character was an all American athlete with massive brawl (and a zombie Phobia from a previous game), one to Lucy, two to the college and one to Flinders.
In case the investigators didn't split themselves further: If Roach was ignored, he'd get possessed and hospitalize Cecilia, who'd jump out a 3rd floor window to get away after seeing enough to let the investigators know he had the book (they'd have missed his confession)
If Flinders was ignored, he would later swing by the hospital, check out Cecilia and kidnap her for the ritual later that night. He doesn't understand anything in the book, but he is obsessed with satanism, has read pulp novels about the witch trials and believes rightly that there's something special about the book.
Lucy was uninterestingly straighforward, but Oaks and Shaunessy... I give as a reason they couldn't satisfy themselves about the death was the coroner was told specifically to expect the investigators. When O&S came by prior he assumed they were creeps there to 'poke his stiffs'. They weren't about to murder a government official in broad daylight so they left it at that. When Slim Thorpe came through, he sighed and told them 'not to make a mess in there'. I play nice, have the reanimated corpse grab Shaunessy, and he is instantly soulburnt into paranoiac insanity. I'd described the soul burning as 'The zombies eyes cast an unholy red glow, like two headlights' or some such, so a lucky shot from Oaks and a lucky blow from Slims nailbat and the zombie's head is fully pulped and I'm forced to admit the lights are out. Shaunessy breaks free and runs out the door, and I would have had Oaks follow and lock it behind him, but slim passed a Persuade roll. Zombie only had a few HP left and after Oaks put it down he immediately demands answers - he hadn't had enough time to process things, all he knows is a guy he thought was faking anyway rose off his slab and attacked his friend, and this stranger was the one who lured them into a 'trap'. I try as hard as I possibly can to explain there's a nonviolent way to calm this guy down but nope. Brawlers gonna brawl. More lucky rolls later, including a hard-success fightback against an 8 damage instaknockout success later, and Slim is on the streets of Arkham, out front of a morgue where screaming and gunfire rung out a minute ago, carrying a nailbat caked with brains of two different people, a coroner following from a safe distance screaming about 'the mess you made with my stiffs' and a firehydrant and light pole knocked over by Shaunessy's crazed and failed attempt to escape in a car leading to a massive wreck, with the insane, dazed Shaunessy stumbling down the street, bleeding from his ears. Fucking pandemonium so naturally the cops get involved.
Flinders worked out perfect, they sent their librarian with zilch fighting skills, so he snuck up against a failed spot hidden roll, poked a knife against her back, marched her out of the library and that's the end of her except for a FLINDERS, HELP! note she managed to drop, until they track him down.
They sent their fast-talkingest character to the police station to spring Slim. He got a hard success, and while I was hesitant about making it that easy but we'd already established my lawyer character would be available by telephone for exactly this situation, and between his 80 Law 60 Charm and 75 Fast talk, Slim was walking out the door anyway. I used that as an opportunity for the cop to explain they picked up Shaunnessy, dusted him off, patched him up and let him go, and that he's not so much letting them out of jail as he is throwing him to the wolves, since there's an angry, paranoid gangster out there and his partner's 'self defense' murder at the hands of the investigators is a matter of public record.
They went by the Sanitarium to ask Cecil for more info, but he'd already been grabbed by the curse, so when they arrived it was cop cars and ambulances and inmates running loose on the ground and nurses and orderlies bleeding or as crazy as the inmates screaming about "the lights in his eyes!" and the cops talking about 'how many bullets it took to bring down that nut'. Having just fought the zombie the gang was able to put two and two together and went to Wick for an explanation. So far two of the five had handled Lucy's copy of the book so they were understandably upset to learn how the curse works, even though they don't know which copy they have yet.
So basically it's the four of them against a Lunatic Flinders who is going to be a focal point for the horror given his posession of the book, his handling of the book and his ham-fisted attempts to actually summon what he thinks is Satan. Technically I'm going to allow the librarian some one on one time with Flinders on the drive to where he intends to sacrifice her. Given this group I'm going to guess she jerks the wheel, crashing the car, killing them both. If not we have a graveyard showdown with Shaunessy as a spoiler and Wick and his ghouls available in case things get bad - It's a deus ex mach cheat but he is superpowerful, henched up, well informed as to who and where, and has as much to lose if Arkham is ripped out of reality as everyone else.
Very excited.
One piece of advice I could use - We have a racecar driver with stupid points in drive auto. Literally stupid points, it's a barely useful skill and I admire his commitment to roleplay but I'm struggling with uses. I'm thinking a chase scene with any or all of the investigators, flinders and shaunessy. What would you recommend for car-crash damage. I'm thinking 3d3 (3/9 min/max 4-5 avg) has potential to seriously fuck up/knock out all of my investigators while not outright killing anyone. Depending on how bad the crash is based on the skill checks/decision making I'm thinking of adding +n points. So like a complete fumble on drive auto is 3d3+3 (6/12 7-8 avg) while a simple failure is 3d3+1. A fumble puts the potential damage well within lethality for my weaker characters, and makes knockouts of at least one but probably multiple characters likely. Even a normal crash at 3d3 (given 1920s safety tech) should lead to some pretty tasty carnage, that nonetheless is survivable. Sound good?
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2020.05.04 22:31 fractalfay I Know Who You Are, I Think: Recap of Before the 90 Days, S04E11

Welcome to another recap of Before the 90 Days: The Mistakes Were Made Season, bringing you riveting scenes like Darcey mails a key back, Tom wanders aimlessly, and dinner. BUT WAIT! There is a golden ticket tucked into this cesspool, unwrapped and waved in the air by the chocolate-worthy Rose.
But first: When we last saw Usman he was trying to find his spine, an effort Lisa salutes with an extended middle finger.“I’m tired of listening to him bitch and have a tantrum. That’s my job,” she says, Tom Waits demanding supremacy over her throat. Usman chases after her, wondering if she has Yolanda’s phone number. He attempts to explain that as a Hausa man, he needs 60% control to her 40%, so Lisa is willing to compromise and give him 0%. Lisa says she will walk beside him, or all over him, but not behind him.
The next day, Lisa is relieved to put down a heaping plate of brown mystery food and abandon Usman’s hometown, in favor of fresh complaint fodder in Abuja, because “it does not impress me whatsoever.” Can you imagine if Usman popped off about York the way she’s downed everything about Nigeria? She’d be so offended if he didn’t like the soothing aroma of cow manure, or the ‘good’ Denny’s, and failed to support her community of people at the truck and tractor pull, complaining with their arms crossed about how you can’t smoke in airports anymore. Usman is just trying to hold his shit together long enough to arrive stateside. In the taxi Lisa reminds him that he hasn’t sung to her yet today, which is 90DF’s queue to unfurl the Baby Girl song until we’re hypnotized into submitting to viewership.
The Abuja courthouse boasts Scooby-Doo lettering, and Lisa declares it’s like something out of “the 1950s” and lacks the sophistication of a duct tape suitcase, a coffee shop with an unwashed chalkboard menu, and disposable plastic cups. The judge tells the duo that prior to marriage they leave an announcement outside of the courthouse, so that anyone else Usman has married has the chance to shout down this marriage. He asks if either of them have been married before, and Usman says that Lisa has been, but she’s divorced. The judge then asks for her divorce certificate, which Lisa doesn’t have. She didn’t know this was required, because she placed Usman in charge of The Google. Now she has to Karen all over the York courthouse to complain in her native tongue. But not before she splits the sky and scares the judge with a low animal growl, announcing the coming of Were-Lisa.
In the parking lot Lisa continues to carry on, because of course she does, outlining every single time she asked Usman to google something for her. He tries to explain that he has to go to an Internet café to accomplish these things, while she can just pull out of her phone, but Lisa is not having it. If it hadn’t taken that three days to gain mummy’s approval, they could have had more time to navigate her technology illiteracy. Now she’s afraid she’ll be leaving Nigeria single, and not en route to her second divorce.
“I think I know who you are,” Rose interjects.
Speaking of Rose and whiny Americans embarrassing all of us at home, Ed is thunking along in the Philippines, announcing: “I want to swim in the pool, not the ocean. There are other forms of life there, and that intimidates me.” Rose agrees, and the next thing you know we’re plagued by underwater shots of awkward stomach bumps and Ed furiously groping Rose like a nightmare summoned from Lovecraft with too many tentacles. What are you doing, 90DF? You’ve got me looking in the background for Jeffrey Epstein.
Like other 90DF players before him, Ed demands full honesty from the partner he’s been lying to since hello. “Rose hasn’t lied about anything, but it took me a long time to trust her,” Ed explains. “Anyway, now I’m going to explain my teensy weensy lie about planning to get a vasectomy, after listening to her declare a desire for multiple children for months. Isn’t my lie adorable? Do you still love me? This always works on my mommy.”
Ed fesses up and says he doesn’t want any more kids, and Rose is shocked. She wants to know why he didn’t tell her last night, or before he got on a plane. He mumbles some nonsense about how he wanted to see her to be sure that she was someone whose dreams he could smash, but Rose is no idiot, and knows that he flew around the world for THE SEKS. Ed remains stunned to learn that Rose is a person, which is weird after all that time practicing humaning with his trusty pillow.
The next day Ed wakes up alone, and 90DF seizes the opportunity to capture Ed in his underwear. He says that Rose is not answering his texts, and he doesn’t think it has anything to do with his current outfit, and she didn’t leave a message with the front desk, she just bounced. Ed doesn’t understand why being a compulsive liar isn’t working out, when it served him so well in California.
As he sits in the hotel café, Ed slowly realizes that Rose also gets to decide whether or not she wants to be with him. This was not in his plans. At this point, Rose strolls up, hopefully with legs that show a similar commitment to the shave request that Ed sports on his face. It’s important to watch this scene at least six times, to truly absorb the wonder that is Rose reading Ed from cover to cover, before closing the book, and kicking it into the pool.
She demands to know why he didn’t tell her the truth those 4,000 times she expressed a desire for more children. Ed scrambles for an excuse, and says he’s 54 years old and doesn’t want more kids, which doesn’t change the fact that he didn’t tell her before. Ed says he should have been more truthful, but wanted to get to know her, because, “I wanted you to see who I am.”
(The following is a direct translation, and should not be interpreted as a mockery of her grasp of English (which is great). This is just to hammer home how hard Rose delivered.)
“I know who you are. I think. You first lie to me about height, right? Then you want to give me an STD test, right? And about mouthwash, why you tell me when you know I have a sick, I have an ulcer. So I’m disappointed, because you always embarrassed me. Yeah. And about my sister, I think you think me like my sister, and I want your money, not you. You give me feel a little bit person. I think you not love me. I’m done.”
The deafening scream that follows this is the entire country losing their shit, because for once we’re going to be sparred watching a terrible person milk the soul of a lovely person for money and half-assed fame. Ed sits there with his sausage-holder hanging open, while the rest of us hope that by the time we touchdown on the finale, Ed will be running into the jungle screaming, chased by street merchants and banana-hungry monkeys hoisting air conditioners towards the sky.
Please, take a moment to bask in the glow of Rose. This will be the first and last treasure of the season.
In the Aussie outback, Erika is nervous about telling her parents that she’s bisexual, and wants Steph to be there for that moment. Steph gives good parent, so she will distract them with excessive compliments and marveling at stationary objects in their home.
When they arrive the parents have Chinese food at the ready, and they gather around the table so that Father Erika can unfurl his arsenal of dad jokes, while Mother Erika sits there, knowing stuff. Mother Erika is what Reddit affectionally calls a Sharon, which is the opposite of a Karen, and this is the mom that unleashes an arsenal of dance moves on the Jumbotron, gives measured advice when prodded for it, is the HR director that gets you the dank insurance and extra time off, delivers expert level hugs, and somehow brings in baked goods in between.
Father Erika asks how the travel has gone, which Steph translates as “please tell me about your illness.” Pivoting away from this before she can pull antibiotics out of her purse, Father Erika asks Erika how she’s enjoying herself, and Erika answers with a “we.” In a bid to discourage codependency he reasserts that he asked Erika specifically, and rather than rehash all the ways this adventure has been utterly miserable, she jumps into the awkward bisexual announcement. When she finally fesses up, Mother Erika looks like she’s trying not to laugh, and Father Erika responds with, “Would anyone like more fried rice?” Then Mother Erika says that as long as they’re happy, she’s happy for them, and it doesn’t really matter. Father Erika says it’s fine, but he had no idea. Mother Erika replies, “Moms always know,” because Sharon powers.
Things get a bit thicker when Stephanie says that if things work out, Erika will move to New York, and you can tell by Erika’s expression that this is never going to happen. I mean, they’re still working out whether to have sex, so there’s no reason to speed international relocation. This is a bit stickier for Erika’s mother to muscle through, and she gets teary-eyed at their goodbye, clutching Stephanie is a headlock embrace. She says that she understands that she has to let her children go and do what they will, but she’d rather keep them close.
Why is Tom still on my screen? Right, this is the fraud season. Tom thinks if he describes a cheating scenario in a sad voice, it will become something else. He calls Shannon, his new chick, to tell her a heavily edited version of what happened, and without her own arsenal of instagram filters it becomes clear that Shannon is, in fact, a Darcey clone. After driving across multiple states to give her a wilted letter on a battered piece of hotel stationery, Tom insists he has no romantic feelings for Darcey at all, and would like to underscore that by theatrically telling Shannon all the things Darcey would most want to hear.
“Does this hurt now? What if I kick at this part? Great, how about now? Are you crying Darcey? Are you crying now? Thanks for giving me one more televised moment, and the chance to describe a relationship as a journey again.”
“I know who you are, I think.” Yes, Rose’s line works everywhere.
Meanwhile, in her mansion in CT, Darcey is bidding farewell to Tom’s appreciation key, courtesy of a sharpie, a brown mailing envelope, and insufficient postage. As an industry on the brink of bankruptcy, the postal carrier planned on stuffing this into the sewer anyway, so either way the key gets back to the rats where it belongs.
Want to hear about Yolanda? Yes, this is why there’s going to need to be a Zoom roundtable about casting choices. Yolanda is testing the patience of Cara and Demontay, as they dutifully summon evidence that Williams is a stock photo. Yolanda is somehow still confused.
“I understand,” David chimes in. “It’s not like evidence is evidence, or anything.”
Even if he doesn’t exist, Yolanda still wants this figment of her imagination to come clean, and she hopes there is a real person hiding behind fake photos. Cara thinks that she’s going to need to hire a private investigator to bring her mom around.
“That’s not going to work,” David has advice.
Over in another part of Australia, Avery is rapidly realizing she’s partnered up with a man-child, while Ash sniffles around his apartment, throwing his toys at the wall. This section should come with a trigger warning for people experienced with narcissists. If according to the calendar your person is over the age of 20 and still acts like this, RUN.
Ash is still hurt that the plagiarized routine he half-assed to a room full of people who want their money back has been called into question, and can’t handle failure unless he can dip his nuts in the ocean afterward. Avery foolishly tries to get somewhere with him, but that isn’t in Ash’s Little Big Book of Tried and True Manipulations, so he balks at her statement that “Every time I start to ask you hard questions, this is how you respond.”
“You’re a very hard person. I feel you’re very heartless,” Ash whimpers. Avery asks if he could stop throwing random insults at her and explain what his found footage seminar was all about, but since he has no explanation he goes with, “Why do you hurt me?”
No one is surprised that Ash is a fake guru, but I’m surprised he’s so bad at it. Will some expert level narcissist explain to Ash how to get the other person to apologize for some shit you did?
Lisa: You rang?
Ash takes his masculine energy on a walk into the bedroom, where he violently packs his bags and hopes this fills her with regret. Avery sits there and wonders if there’s some way she can make herself dumber so this relationship can work. Nope.
“I don’t need to meet his ex anymore,” she surrenders. “I know why he got divorced.”
Tony Robbins: The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
Ash: Get out of here, Tony. Wait, let me write that down first…
Tony: I was talking to the one with the vagina.
In one of the most fantastic presentations of denial I’ve ever seen, David remains confused about why the person he’s never met hasn’t met him. His friend Jim picks him up at the airport and takes him home, where we’re offered a few merciful moments with Mothra the Wondercat, who has opinions about David’s shitty decision-making that he promptly ignores. He assures his clearly confused friend Jim that “of course she’s real, we had a relationship for seven years.” David explains that Lana is simply trapped in the computer, and malicious forces keep replicating her. I mean, have you seen Westworld? That’s a thing.
“Westworld isn’t real, David,” Jim attempts. “It’s a story by Michael Crichton.”
“Yes it is, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? IT’S ALSO A SHOW ON HBO WITH THAT CHICK WHO WAS WITH MARILYN MANSON GAWD!”
Since David is totally fine, really, he hires a private investigator. He calls this “finding out the truth” but what it really is “hopefully finding her real address” so his stalker campaign can enter phase three. His Ukrainian friend Victoria comes over to translate the investigator’s findings. The investigator calls to explain that he did one google, and discovered Lana is a fraud.
“Tell me more about this alleged google?” David interjects.
The investigator goes on to say that Lana has several Acadian accounts (which I assume is the service David dumps all his money into) in order to fleece a variety of lonely men.
“NO SHE DOESN’T,” David barks. “NOW GIVE ME THE ADDRESS.”
The investigator explains that the accounts have the same pictures, but different names, while David insists that someone stole her photographs. “You don’t know her like I do,” David insists.
Victoria realizes she’s caught in the middle of David’s nervous breakdown, and reminds him that they made four attempts at meeting, and she never showed, and encourages him to “count his losses and start a new life.”
“FUCK THAT! SHE’S WAITING FOR ME INSIDE THE MATRIX! DO YOU KNOW HOW CROWDED IT MUST BE IN THERE? I WORK IN FUCKING IT, VICTORIA! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A LANDLINE? DOT FUCKING COM, VICTORIA! DOT FUCKING COM!” David barks, before declaring he has no more questions he wants answers to. He continues to insist she’s not scamming, but simply suffers the sort of insurmountable shyness that can only be overcome through paid messaging, and while he’s at it, COVID-19 is a hoax to disguise the arrival of alien life forms that intermingle with the human race.
“Is this exploiting mental illness for television?” Victoria wonders. “I think it might be. This is no good. You get him help now, yes? This not funny ha-ha, but funny sad, yes? Do you know lawsuit, 90DF?”
Next week, Ed continues to be bewildered that Rose is a person, David goes to the airport to shout at everyone deplaning, Ash says he’s going to leave, while Avery thinks the same thing but with a different destination in mind, and Steph melts down over something after probably not coming out to her mom.
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2020.05.04 22:30 fractalfay I Know Who You Are, I Think Recap of Before the 90 Days, S04E11

Welcome to another recap of Before the 90 Days: The Mistakes Were Made Season, bringing you riveting scenes like Darcey mails a key back, Tom wanders aimlessly, and dinner. BUT WAIT! There is a golden ticket tucked into this cesspool, unwrapped and waved in the air by the chocolate-worthy Rose.
But first: When we last saw Usman he was trying to find his spine, an effort Lisa salutes with an extended middle finger.“I’m tired of listening to him bitch and have a tantrum. That’s my job,” she says, Tom Waits demanding supremacy over her throat. Usman chases after her, wondering if she has Yolanda’s phone number. He attempts to explain that as a Hausa man, he needs 60% control to her 40%, so Lisa is willing to compromise and give him 0%. Lisa says she will walk beside him, or all over him, but not behind him.
The next day, Lisa is relieved to put down a heaping plate of brown mystery food and abandon Usman’s hometown, in favor of fresh complaint fodder in Abuja, because “it does not impress me whatsoever.” Can you imagine if Usman popped off about York the way she’s downed everything about Nigeria? She’d be so offended if he didn’t like the soothing aroma of cow manure, or the ‘good’ Denny’s, and failed to support her community of people at the truck and tractor pull, complaining with their arms crossed about how you can’t smoke in airports anymore. Usman is just trying to hold his shit together long enough to arrive stateside. In the taxi Lisa reminds him that he hasn’t sung to her yet today, which is 90DF’s queue to unfurl the Baby Girl song until we’re hypnotized into submitting to viewership.
The Abuja courthouse boasts Scooby-Doo lettering, and Lisa declares it’s like something out of “the 1950s” and lacks the sophistication of a duct tape suitcase, a coffee shop with an unwashed chalkboard menu, and disposable plastic cups. The judge tells the duo that prior to marriage they leave an announcement outside of the courthouse, so that anyone else Usman has married has the chance to shout down this marriage. He asks if either of them have been married before, and Usman says that Lisa has been, but she’s divorced. The judge then asks for her divorce certificate, which Lisa doesn’t have. She didn’t know this was required, because she placed Usman in charge of The Google. Now she has to Karen all over the York courthouse to complain in her native tongue. But not before she splits the sky and scares the judge with a low animal growl, announcing the coming of Were-Lisa.
In the parking lot Lisa continues to carry on, because of course she does, outlining every single time she asked Usman to google something for her. He tries to explain that he has to go to an Internet café to accomplish these things, while she can just pull out of her phone, but Lisa is not having it. If it hadn’t taken that three days to gain mummy’s approval, they could have had more time to navigate her technology illiteracy. Now she’s afraid she’ll be leaving Nigeria single, and not en route to her second divorce.
“I think I know who you are,” Rose interjects.
Speaking of Rose and whiny Americans embarrassing all of us at home, Ed is thunking along in the Philippines, announcing: “I want to swim in the pool, not the ocean. There are other forms of life there, and that intimidates me.” Rose agrees, and the next thing you know we’re plagued by underwater shots of awkward stomach bumps and Ed furiously groping Rose like a nightmare summoned from Lovecraft with too many tentacles. What are you doing, 90DF? You’ve got me looking in the background for Jeffrey Epstein.
Like other 90DF players before him, Ed demands full honesty from the partner he’s been lying to since hello. “Rose hasn’t lied about anything, but it took me a long time to trust her,” Ed explains. “Anyway, now I’m going to explain my teensy weensy lie about planning to get a vasectomy, after listening to her declare a desire for multiple children for months. Isn’t my lie adorable? Do you still love me? This always works on my mommy.”
Ed fesses up and says he doesn’t want any more kids, and Rose is shocked. She wants to know why he didn’t tell her last night, or before he got on a plane. He mumbles some nonsense about how he wanted to see her to be sure that she was someone whose dreams he could smash, but Rose is no idiot, and knows that he flew around the world for THE SEKS. Ed remains stunned to learn that Rose is a person, which is weird after all that time practicing humaning with his trusty pillow.
The next day Ed wakes up alone, and 90DF seizes the opportunity to capture Ed in his underwear. He says that Rose is not answering his texts, and he doesn’t think it has anything to do with his current outfit, and she didn’t leave a message with the front desk, she just bounced. Ed doesn’t understand why being a compulsive liar isn’t working out, when it served him so well in California.
As he sits in the hotel café, Ed slowly realizes that Rose also gets to decide whether or not she wants to be with him. This was not in his plans. At this point, Rose strolls up, hopefully with legs that show a similar commitment to the shave request that Ed sports on his face. It’s important to watch this scene at least six times, to truly absorb the wonder that is Rose reading Ed from cover to cover, before closing the book, and kicking it into the pool.
She demands to know why he didn’t tell her the truth those 4,000 times she expressed a desire for more children. Ed scrambles for an excuse, and says he’s 54 years old and doesn’t want more kids, which doesn’t change the fact that he didn’t tell her before. Ed says he should have been more truthful, but wanted to get to know her, because, “I wanted you to see who I am.”
(The following is a direct translation, and should not be interpreted as a mockery of her grasp of English (which is great). This is just to hammer home how hard Rose delivered.)
“I know who you are. I think. You first lie to me about height, right? Then you want to give me an STD test, right? And about mouthwash, why you tell me when you know I have a sick, I have an ulcer. So I’m disappointed, because you always embarrassed me. Yeah. And about my sister, I think you think me like my sister, and I want your money, not you. You give me feel a little bit person. I think you not love me. I’m done.”
The deafening scream that follows this is the entire country losing their shit, because for once we’re going to be sparred watching a terrible person milk the soul of a lovely person for money and half-assed fame. Ed sits there with his sausage-holder hanging open, while the rest of us hope that by the time we touchdown on the finale, Ed will be running into the jungle screaming, chased by street merchants and banana-hungry monkeys hoisting air conditioners towards the sky.
Please, take a moment to bask in the glow of Rose. This will be the first and last treasure of the season.
In the Aussie outback, Erika is nervous about telling her parents that she’s bisexual, and wants Steph to be there for that moment. Steph gives good parent, so she will distract them with excessive compliments and marveling at stationary objects in their home.
When they arrive the parents have Chinese food at the ready, and they gather around the table so that Father Erika can unfurl his arsenal of dad jokes, while Mother Erika sits there, knowing stuff. Mother Erika is what Reddit affectionally calls a Sharon, which is the opposite of a Karen, and this is the mom that unleashes an arsenal of dance moves on the Jumbotron, gives measured advice when prodded for it, is the HR director that gets you the dank insurance and extra time off, delivers expert level hugs, and somehow brings in baked goods in between.
Father Erika asks how the travel has gone, which Steph translates as “please tell me about your illness.” Pivoting away from this before she can pull antibiotics out of her purse, Father Erika asks Erika how she’s enjoying herself, and Erika answers with a “we.” In a bid to discourage codependency he reasserts that he asked Erika specifically, and rather than rehash all the ways this adventure has been utterly miserable, she jumps into the awkward bisexual announcement. When she finally fesses up, Mother Erika looks like she’s trying not to laugh, and Father Erika responds with, “Would anyone like more fried rice?” Then Mother Erika says that as long as they’re happy, she’s happy for them, and it doesn’t really matter. Father Erika says it’s fine, but he had no idea. Mother Erika replies, “Moms always know,” because Sharon powers.
Things get a bit thicker when Stephanie says that if things work out, Erika will move to New York, and you can tell by Erika’s expression that this is never going to happen. I mean, they’re still working out whether to have sex, so there’s no reason to speed international relocation. This is a bit stickier for Erika’s mother to muscle through, and she gets teary-eyed at their goodbye, clutching Stephanie is a headlock embrace. She says that she understands that she has to let her children go and do what they will, but she’d rather keep them close.
Why is Tom still on my screen? Right, this is the fraud season. Tom thinks if he describes a cheating scenario in a sad voice, it will become something else. He calls Shannon, his new chick, to tell her a heavily edited version of what happened, and without her own arsenal of instagram filters it becomes clear that Shannon is, in fact, a Darcey clone. After driving across multiple states to give her a wilted letter on a battered piece of hotel stationery, Tom insists he has no romantic feelings for Darcey at all, and would like to underscore that by theatrically telling Shannon all the things Darcey would most want to hear.
“Does this hurt now? What if I kick at this part? Great, how about now? Are you crying Darcey? Are you crying now? Thanks for giving me one more televised moment, and the chance to describe a relationship as a journey again.”
“I know who you are, I think.” Yes, Rose’s line works everywhere.
Meanwhile, in her mansion in CT, Darcey is bidding farewell to Tom’s appreciation key, courtesy of a sharpie, a brown mailing envelope, and insufficient postage. As an industry on the brink of bankruptcy, the postal carrier planned on stuffing this into the sewer anyway, so either way the key gets back to the rats where it belongs.
Want to hear about Yolanda? Yes, this is why there’s going to need to be a Zoom roundtable about casting choices. Yolanda is testing the patience of Cara and Demontay, as they dutifully summon evidence that Williams is a stock photo. Yolanda is somehow still confused.
“I understand,” David chimes in. “It’s not like evidence is evidence, or anything.”
Even if he doesn’t exist, Yolanda still wants this figment of her imagination to come clean, and she hopes there is a real person hiding behind fake photos. Cara thinks that she’s going to need to hire a private investigator to bring her mom around.
“That’s not going to work,” David has advice.
Over in another part of Australia, Avery is rapidly realizing she’s partnered up with a man-child, while Ash sniffles around his apartment, throwing his toys at the wall. This section should come with a trigger warning for people experienced with narcissists. If according to the calendar your person is over the age of 20 and still acts like this, RUN.
Ash is still hurt that the plagiarized routine he half-assed to a room full of people who want their money back has been called into question, and can’t handle failure unless he can dip his nuts in the ocean afterward. Avery foolishly tries to get somewhere with him, but that isn’t in Ash’s Little Big Book of Tried and True Manipulations, so he balks at her statement that “Every time I start to ask you hard questions, this is how you respond.”
“You’re a very hard person. I feel you’re very heartless,” Ash whimpers. Avery asks if he could stop throwing random insults at her and explain what his found footage seminar was all about, but since he has no explanation he goes with, “Why do you hurt me?”
No one is surprised that Ash is a fake guru, but I’m surprised he’s so bad at it. Will some expert level narcissist explain to Ash how to get the other person to apologize for some shit you did?
Lisa: You rang?
Ash takes his masculine energy on a walk into the bedroom, where he violently packs his bags and hopes this fills her with regret. Avery sits there and wonders if there’s some way she can make herself dumber so this relationship can work. Nope.
“I don’t need to meet his ex anymore,” she surrenders. “I know why he got divorced.”
Tony Robbins: The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
Ash: Get out of here, Tony. Wait, let me write that down first…
Tony: I was talking to the one with the vagina.
In one of the most fantastic presentations of denial I’ve ever seen, David remains confused about why the person he’s never met hasn’t met him. His friend Jim picks him up at the airport and takes him home, where we’re offered a few merciful moments with Mothra the Wondercat, who has opinions about David’s shitty decision-making that he promptly ignores. He assures his clearly confused friend Jim that “of course she’s real, we had a relationship for seven years.” David explains that Lana is simply trapped in the computer, and malicious forces keep replicating her. I mean, have you seen Westworld? That’s a thing.
“Westworld isn’t real, David,” Jim attempts. “It’s a story by Michael Crichton.”
“Yes it is, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? IT’S ALSO A SHOW ON HBO WITH THAT CHICK WHO WAS WITH MARILYN MANSON GAWD!”
Since David is totally fine, really, he hires a private investigator. He calls this “finding out the truth” but what it really is “hopefully finding her real address” so his stalker campaign can enter phase three. His Ukrainian friend Victoria comes over to translate the investigator’s findings. The investigator calls to explain that he did one google, and discovered Lana is a fraud.
“Tell me more about this alleged google?” David interjects.
The investigator goes on to say that Lana has several Acadian accounts (which I assume is the service David dumps all his money into) in order to fleece a variety of lonely men.
“NO SHE DOESN’T,” David barks. “NOW GIVE ME THE ADDRESS.”
The investigator explains that the accounts have the same pictures, but different names, while David insists that someone stole her photographs. “You don’t know her like I do,” David insists.
Victoria realizes she’s caught in the middle of David’s nervous breakdown, and reminds him that they made four attempts at meeting, and she never showed, and encourages him to “count his losses and start a new life.”
“FUCK THAT! SHE’S WAITING FOR ME INSIDE THE MATRIX! DO YOU KNOW HOW CROWDED IT MUST BE IN THERE? I WORK IN FUCKING IT, VICTORIA! DO YOU THINK THIS IS A LANDLINE? DOT FUCKING COM, VICTORIA! DOT FUCKING COM!” David barks, before declaring he has no more questions he wants answers to. He continues to insist she’s not scamming, but simply suffers the sort of insurmountable shyness that can only be overcome through paid messaging, and while he’s at it, COVID-19 is a hoax to disguise the arrival of alien life forms that intermingle with the human race.
“Is this exploiting mental illness for television?” Victoria wonders. “I think it might be. This is no good. You get him help now, yes? This not funny ha-ha, but funny sad, yes? Do you know lawsuit, 90DF?”
Next week, Ed continues to be bewildered that Rose is a person, David goes to the airport to shout at everyone deplaning, Ash says he’s going to leave, while Avery thinks the same thing but with a different destination in mind, and Steph melts down over something after probably not coming out to her mom.
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2020.04.27 11:16 TheChumscrubber123 Gratitude - 4/26/20

My love, I am so grateful that you are my Twin Soul. You may be with someone else now, but things could be so much worse--you could've been so much worse. You've never been unkind to me. Though I've said so many crazy things and acted in completely unconventional and irrational ways toward you, you've never once called me crazy/psycho/stalker or any other labels I definitely fit into from a societal perspective. You've never said a harsh word to me. You've never said you want me out of your life. And you've never completely cut me off. You're always here when I need your love the most, sending me songs to keep me strong and to give me hope when I am weak. I am so grateful for that and for you.
I hope I didn't send the wrong signals with my last two songs. I know it can be easy to have miscommunications when all we have are songs, as of course some of the lyrics are intended and some are not. I meant all the good parts. With "Falling Stars," I was intending to say "I know you're all I ever need. I won't go away, I'll never leave." And with "All That We Are" I was meaning to say that for you I'll wait as long as it takes--I love all that we are. I feel you next to me, you're always on my mind. I love all that we are. I hope they came across as positive.
I love how you're able to stream with no make-up on. I love how you were able to livestream your yo-yo video being completely raw, and I love how you didn't delete it. I really admire that. You're not just a typical pretty girl who only posts "perfect" pictures of yourself to create a facade of a "perfect life." You're not ashamed to show your authentic self, without the make-up and being quirky. I love everything I get to know about you.
And I'm so sorry for negative songs I have played in the past. I was acting out of pain. Please forgive me, my love. I've learned to heal many of those old wounds that have caused me to misbehave like that. And I continue to work on healing those parts of me daily. I've grown and changed so much since meeting you.
And I'm so in love with your beautiful heart. We may have had such limited interactions, but I can see it even in those limited interactions and in all the glimpses of your personality you've shown--all your social media and streams. Your soul has also shown me a lot about you.
It's interesting, I was thinking recently about how I said you don't know me (my ego), but actually, you may know me pretty well. I don't know if you've seen my interviews and videos, but I said in a previous post those were just a facade. They may be a case of me putting my best foot forward and covering up the parts of me I don't want seen (as most of us do), but they are obviously parts of my personality--just not all of it. The other parts I don't want seen, you've actually seen a lot of.
You've seen my ugly side very early on in September, when I freaked out and played all that Marilyn Manson and Eminem music, and then when I had that breakdown during Christmas break and started losing my mind when I found out you were seeing someone. I'm not as crazy as the songs may make me seem to be (if I was, my exes wouldn't have remained friends with me), but there's obviously some wounding there. That's the part of me I've been working very hard at healing. And I have healed most of it. A very good indication of that is in my interactions with my ex. We trigger each other like no other, and she can be very cold and harsh and say some pretty nasty things sometimes. She likes to aim for the places that hurt. And that of course would trigger me and bring out my worst side.
I've mentioned before that she and I are still very good friends, and she's a very good measure of my growth/change. We've had several conversations where she's brought out her dark side and said harsh and hurtful things to me, and the old me would fight fire with fire. But now I just don't. I'm able to recognize that she's just reacting out of her past wounds/baggage and not take it personally. And then I'm able to forgive her and not judge her for it. And it calms her down pretty quickly.
You've also seen my ugly prideful side when we played our first comp game in OW together. I often would think back on that game with lots of regret at having acted that way with you--especially so early on!! Normally the uglies don't come out until years into a relationship, but I guess there really is no hiding your shadows with your TF. Now I'm actually glad I showed that side of me. Because now you don't have some kind of false, idealized version of me in your mind, and if you can still love me after having seen my uglies, then it's a truer, more authentic love. And those are areas that I've been working to heal and fix.
And in my emails, you've seen my inner lover--my heart. Stripping away all the fakeness and BS games that people play with one another, I poured out my purest, inner self to you.
And of course in all the songs I've played you were my deepest thoughts and feelings. Of course there are more parts of me you haven't seen yet, and vice versa. A part of me wishes you would find this profile and be able to read these posts, so you could see my deepest thoughts and feelings. But I know the Universe will lead you to see what you're meant to see of me.
I think I was so set on the idea that you didn't know me at all because you said that Tarot group (for the YouTube TF pick a group) didn't seem to match me. Perhaps my uglies made you feel that wasn't describing me. That would definitely be understandable. But even my mother watched the video and thought of all the groups that group was definitely me. At my core, at least. It's definitely whom I'm becoming fully again--without all the baggage I've taken on from my past traumas.
And I think I know you pretty well. You may not think I know much about you, but you'd be very surprised. I know there's a lot more to discover about you, and I'm very eager to discover those parts of you. But I've been in communication with your soul/higher self for quite a while now, and she shows me a lot about you. Your soul has been tremendously helpful in this journey, and I wouldn't have been able to hang on this long without her help. I know a lot more about you than you know, my love. And I love all parts of you.
I know you still have many of your own baggage and things to heal. But it doesn't matter to me. I want to be the most wonderful partner I could be to you regardless of any of those things. And I've been working very hard at sending healing to those parts of you. I want you to be live as free and happy a life as possible--free from all burdens/wounds/baggage. You inspire me to be a better person. Thank you for being you, my love. I love you so much. I can't wait to be with you.
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2020.04.25 04:37 caravanebeauty Coronavirus lockdown sex is the best we’ve ever had

Coronavirus lockdown sex is the best we’ve ever had
In the age before quarantine, Denise and her husband of 14 years were in the grips of a serious dry spell.

Coronavirus lockdown sex is the best we’ve ever had
We hadn’t had sex for almost two years,” the 36-year-old Charlottesville, Virginia, resident tells The Post. “We had just fallen into a rut … and our marriage was on the rocks.
With their three teenage boys, opposite work schedules and nearly no alone time, the sexless couple had pushed their erotic desires to the back burner.
That is, until the lockdownof lust started on March 20.
“We ended up having one of the best nights we’ve ever had in the bedroom,” says Denise, who declined to share her last name for privacy reasons. “And we’ve rebuilt our marriage to a whole other level because of the quarantine.”
While many couples are struggling to even tolerate each other’s presence during social distancing, others are taking advantage of the extra time alone to get extra hot and steamy. About 13 percent of adults nationwide admitted to having more frequent sex in the past few weeks, according to a March 30 YouGov poll of more than 24,000 adults in the US. And sex experts say the isolation titillation is natural thanks to a sudden freedom from daily stressors.
“The way things are today with work and our phones, people are so disconnected,” says Brad Salzman, a New York City sex therapist. “But now, people are forced to spend time together and are using it as an opportunity to enjoy each other … and that naturally leads to the desire to be together sexually.”
Salah Anti-Aging Method - Coronavirus lockdown sex. - Caravane Beauty Coronavirus lockdown sex Before the coronavirus struck, Denise, who works as a grade school teacher, would typically be out of the house from 6 a.m. until 5 p.m. and then studying for a master’s degree in behavioral analysis for the rest of the night. Her husband, who works the graveyard shift as an IT administrator, leaves for work at 11 p.m., so the two rarely ever shared a bed, even on weekends.
“There were a few kisses here and there, but nothing significant and passion-filled,” says Denise. It was nothing like their earlier years together, when they’d shared a robust collection of sex toys and “had sex before he left for work, during lunch, after dinner — constantly.”
But when Denise’s work was put on pause, the couple’s libidos reignited — with the help of a little liquid courage.
“One night, we started sipping on adult beverages and one thing led to another,” says Denise.
The following weekend, the couple — whose toys had been collecting dust — decided to test drive a new Pure Romance vibrator.
“The excitement both of us had that night took me back to when we were dating,” says Denise. “Everything was new and fresh again.”
The next morning they vowed to never let their love life go limp again.
“I was like, ‘Well, that was a lot of fun,’ and he was like, ‘Yeah, we should do this more often,’ and that set the stage for the future,” says Denise.
Ontario couple Andrew Rodgers and Ashley Thournout weren’t struggling sexually before quarantine. But after two weeks in isolation, their
sex life has gone off the charts!” says Rodgers.
“We went from having sex three or four times a week to two or three times a day.”

Salah Anti-Aging Method - Ashley Thournout and Andrew Rodgers. - Caravane Beauty Ashley
Salah Anti-Aging Method - Ashley Thournout and Andrew Rodgers. - Caravane Beauty Ashley Thournout and Andrew Rodgers Before lockdown, Rodgers, 54, and Thournout, 35, who are polyamorous, each had separate partners they were seeing outside their relationship, and they also lived with a third woman they were both dating. Now, it’s just the two of them in quarantine — with no outside distractions — and their excitement for one another has skyrocketed.
“Having the time to go about sex at your own pace as opposed to ‘OK, we have an hour here and an hour there,’ gives us the freedom to try all kinds of new things,” says Thournout.
For starters, the couple transformed their basement into a full-fledged sex dungeon they call the “play room.”
“We have this big box of toys we’ve collected over the years, with things like floggers, paddles, wrist restraints, blindfolds that I got out and I added some common household items … like kitchen knives,” says Rodgers.
To round it out, he laid out some blankets, picked out a sexy outfit for himself and threw on Thournout’s favorite singer, Marilyn Manson, to set the mood.
“It’s been amazing … having the space to really focus on what we want has really ignited the spark,” says Thournout. Plus, “I get to wear whatever I want wandering around the house” — often a short kimono and cheeky underwear — “and he’s loving that.”
It didn’t take any fancy toys or lingerie to get Bed-Stuy resident Ariana to appreciate being locked indoors with her hubby.
“The time of day we can do it is usually more limited because of work hours, but right now we can just have long, weird sex even when it’s 3 p.m. on a Tuesday,” says the 29-year-old, who did not share her last name. “I’m really loving the variety.”
And it’s not just partners powering up their pleasure.
Kit Richardson, a sex educator at the Museum of Sex, says she’s turned on by “sexting with someone you may never meet.” She also enjoys talking on the phone with strangers: “Quarantine has turned me into the quaran-queen of phone sex!” says Richardson. “There are some accents that really get me hot and bothered.”
“COVID-19 could have been the biggest c–kblock of the century,” she says, “but I see it as a time to get sexier than ever.”
By Melkorka Licea
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2020.04.20 02:53 g0realis 20F from New Zealand. My first post ever! :D

Hi everyone! Not kidding - this is literally my first ever post to Reddit so let me know if I'm doing anything wrong. Mostly here because COVID-19 isolation has left me feeling pretty lonely and keen to get to know some new people/ find a partner.
I am:
Anyway, if any of this word vomit sounds interesting, I'd love to hear from you! I suppose message me here as that's easiest, but I'm still getting a feel for the platform so please bear with me if I'm confused by anything. I'm happy to talk about absolutely anything - being ace, COVID-19, philosophy, politics, movies, tv, food, music - anything at all.
Hope to hear from someone, and either way, wishing all of you well in these uncertain times :D
Edit: obviously not my first reddit post lol although I did intend for it to be. Didn't realise I had to be on here a while before I could post so sorry if that's confusing
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2020.04.11 04:32 blondetart Nihilists Quarintine Color Trial

I finally did the trial. Look forward to your responses.
What can you tell us about your goals and dreams? What motivates you to pursue them and how exactly do you do it? What is keeping you breathing?
Goals are to be stable, self sufficient and independent to take care of myself and those under my care. What motivates me are basic needs need to be met in order to survive and not struggle to make ends meat. I obtain my independence by working hard and being a go to guy. I have proven myself reliable and very capable at my place of work to the degree I don't train others to do what I can't to keep my position open. (not like they'd be able to do it anyway).
Tell us a little bit about yourself and your personality. How do you act, and what is important to you aside your goals?
I act depending on my moods like everyone else. I withdraw myself from the world when I'm upset but aside that I'm very calm and aloof. A bit sassy, always looking to make a joke and an ego to stroke (according to my girlfriend). My family is important to me, Im the breadwinner and I enjoy taking care of them. Before I had transportation I would walk a mile to work and back to escape living off others.
What are you looking for in a partner or friend? Which is to say, what aspects of humanity do you value the most about humanity?
Our progress in the world. We went from cavemen to the dominant species despite being significantly weaker than other creatures. We heal, laugh, sing, love, build, etc. I'll be honest, I wouldn't survive without civilization despite having urges to V for Vendetta the government sometimes. I can't hunt, grow food, or and technical things are beyond me. That said, I kinda treat my situation when in need of something as if I'm at a store buying services and product with my hard earned money.
You are granted a super-human ability, what would you choose and how would you wield that power?
Hmmm. Super Human Ability. I'd like to be able to do and accomplish anything I set out to do. I acheive my goals easier if I could gamble and win every time.
What is something that people do or value that you have a hard time comprehending why?
Let's start with Religion. Big no for me. Aside that, people letting their emotions get the best of them that jeopardize themselves.
Before the trail is finished and our conclusions given, here is an opportunity to say anything we would not have ever think of asking, something to better conceal your attitudes and idiosyncrasies. Please, make it entertaining:
In my previous posts I noted my Nihilism. Yes, when I die and everyone I Know dies, everything I ever did would be like it never happened. But I am here now, and I don't want to suffer.
Aside that, I lost my faith and started following LeVayan Satanism mostly for Aesthetic reasons. According to my friends I'm a Slytherin but I'd rather be a Gryffindor, I like to root for the underdogs and join their team. I like original and fresh ideas.
I used to be a very angsty goth kid but turned into a bit of a hipster trading my metal music for more calming acoustic sounds.
All in All, I was more Gorillaz but tried to act like a Marilyn Manson (so glad social media didn't exist in high school).
That's a good jist of myself. I'd like to hear your thoughts.
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2019.11.26 20:31 dbo259 **EVERYTHING INFJ** [Note: VERY Long Post]

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Everything You Wanted To Know About The INFJ Type (In Detail):
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- Note: I basically just put the entire internet of information regarding the INFJ type into this post. This took a ridiculous amount of time. I hope everyone can at the very least become a little bit more acquainted with the INFJ type after skimming around through this long enough. I hope my effort wasn't wasted in vain XD
- Most of the information found in this post comes from the following sites, I kind of just aggregated them all into one cohesive, comprehensive post was all:
- Other INFJs reading this, if there's anything you can think of that I didn't post in this that you'd like to share, comment, or post down below, feel free to do so:
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The INFJ Personality Type- The Counselor / Sage / Confidant Introvert iNutition Feeling Judging
Idealist Temperament (NF): - Future-Focused - Abstract - People-Oriented - Vision-Seeking - Idealistic - Diplomatic
Among the rarest of types within the MBTI Community, roughly equated to about 1%-2% of the Adult Population overall Female INFJs: 1%-2% Male INFJs: 0.5%-1%
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INFJs At A Glance:
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Function Stack of the INFJ:
Ego / Conscious Mind- INFJ:
  1. Dominant/Hero- Ni Introverted Intuition
  2. Auxiliary/Parent- Fe Extroverted Feeling
  3. Tertiary/Child- Ti Introverted Thinking
  4. InferioAspirational- Se Extroverted Sensing Shadow / Unconscious Mind- ENFP
  5. Nemesis- Ne Extroverted Intuition
  6. Critic- Fi Introverted Feeling
  7. Trickster- Te Extroverted Thinking
  8. Demon- Si Introverted Sensing
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One-Word Nicknames / Snapshot of the 8 INFJ Functions:
  1. Ni- "Perspectives": Generates convergent insights and impressions; discerns deep laws, causes, and patterns.
  2. Fe- "Harmony": Aims to emotionally connect with and work / live well with others; facilitates morale, consensus and communication.
  3. Ti- "Accuracy": Seeks logical foundations and consistency in thought, as well as autonomy in methodology and decision-making.
  4. Se- "Sensation (External) / Reality”: Lives in the moment; relishes new experiences, tasks, and challenges; attunes to external details.
  5. Ne- "Possibilities": Broadly explores and ; synthesizes ideas, patterns, connections; possibilities; brainstorming; “scatterbrain”.
  6. Fi- "Authenticity": Surveys, manages, and protects personal feelings and values; deeply sympathizes with the needy and disadvantaged.
  7. Te- "Effectiveness": Orchestrates external order, efficiency and effectiveness; consults objective data and evidence in decision-making.
  8. Si- "Memory": Preserves references the past to inform beliefs, decisions and behavior; perceives inner bodily sensations.
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The 4 Sides of the INFJ Mind and Their Positive / Negative Components:
Note: Think of the 4 sides consisting of 4 different quadrants: Quadrant I: Top Left Corner —> Ego Quadrant II: Top Right Corner —> Subconscious Quadrant III: Bottom Left Corner —> Shadow Quadrant IV: Bottom Right Corner —> Superego
Q1. Ego Q2. Subconscious —————————————————— Q3. Shadow Q4. Superego
Ego: INFJ Indicative of [+]Responsibility or [-]Irresponsibility - Ni - Fe - Ti - Se
Subconscious: ESTP Indicative of [+]Happiness or [-]High Stress - Se - Ti - Fe - Ni
Unconscious / Shadow: ENFP Indicative of [+]Maturity or [-]Personal Instability - Ne - Fi - Te - Si
Superego: ISTJ Indicative of [+]Enlightenment or [-]Self-Destruction - Si - Te - Fi - Ne
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INFJs in the Workplace: - https://www.indeed.com/career-advice/finding-a-job/infj-personality#4 - https://www.personalityclub.com/infj-workplace/ - Related: Job Compatibility For Each of the 16 Types (Charts Included)
In the workplace, INFJs often appear to be quiet, caring and sensitive. While not immediately motivated to meet new employees, INFJs are dedicated team players and problem solvers. INFJs, therefore, excel in individual conflict resolution. They have strong interpersonal skills and are skilled at both understanding and dissecting others’ thoughts and feelings in relation to the conflict.
INFJs are quiet and gentle people who have very specific needs and tendencies when it comes to their workplaces and their workmates. This type is the rarest of the personality types, which means they often have trouble finding what they need from their workplace and its environment and can end up suffering because of the lack.
General Overview INFJs usually become everyone’s favorite confidant. This applies in the workplace as much as it does out on the street. INFJs are naturally warm and something about them encourages others to trust them, so in the workplace they’re usually everyone’s first choice when they need someone to talk to. Their easy empathy and kindness can also benefit the workplace a lot. INFJs work hard to understand other people and make their workspaces a better place to be, and everyone who works with them will be the beneficiary of their skills in this area.
The INFJs need for a calm and peaceful workplace is probably one of the most important qualities that INFJs look for in their work, and if they can’t find it they will start making plans to move on as soon as possible.
INFJs need quiet, calm, and kind workplaces. They don’t enjoy the high pressure of some corporate jobs and will find themselves burning out fast if they’re put into these kinds of environments. INFJs also don’t like a lot of conflict, so if people in their workplace fight or argue a lot, it will wear on them. Their need for a calm and peaceful workplace is probably one of the most important qualities that INFJs look for in their work, and if they can’t find it they will start making plans to move on as soon as possible.
Company and Society INFJs don’t enjoy working in traditional workplaces. The rigid rules, schedules, expectations and structures of these types of workplaces run counter to the INFJ sense of what’s right. It also usually gets in the way of what the INFJ wants to achieve. INFJs want to be creative. They want to feel free to follow their muse and produce the work that their heart wants to create. They want to grow at their own pace and in their own time. And the idea of restricting those qualities, of fitting to the molds set by people in the past, usually seems completely foolish to them. Which is why INFJs often do better when they work on their own or when their boss and workmates share similar values of creativity and self-development. When an INFJ finds this combination in their workplace, they’ll be happy to stay and do their absolute best work in response.
Abuse in the Workplace INFJs can sometimes find themselves the target of bullies or unscrupulous people in the workplace. They like to see the best in people, often long after they’ve been proven otherwise, and this often leads to them giving people more chances than others would. They also try to avoid conflict for as long as possible, which means that most INFJs are hesitant about confronting people who are treating them badly. This can lead to workplace bullying that goes on for far too long, doing damage to this sensitive type and resulting in them feeling and acting very bitter about the entire situation. This type, more than any other, needs to learn to protect themselves against these kinds of attacks.
INFJs are unlikely to ever bully anyone in the workplace. This type is famously sensitive, too much so sometimes, and the idea of hurting other people goes against everything they stand for. They do sometimes turn to manipulation to get what they want however, they have such a good understanding of emotions that they can easily manipulate others. But this only occurs when the INFJ is very unhealthy and needs to do some personal development work to learn to cope with past hurts and disappointments.
Workplace Strengths INFJs have a great deal of emotional intelligence. This comes primarily from the combined wisdom of their dominant and auxiliary function. Introverted intuition, their dominant, takes in information from the external world and uses it to understand the patterns that underlie all of life and human behavior. And because INFJs use extraverted feeling as their auxiliary, this information is mostly about the emotional states of the people around them. INFJs see the patterns in all this emotional information and use this understanding to predict people’s future behavior and choices. This kind of intelligence means they’re extremely good with people. They naturally help others to overcome issues, encourage them to choose healthy behaviors, and encourage better relationships in the workplace. And these benefits can make for a very happy workplace and happy client relationships as well.
Workplace Weaknesses INFJs have very high standards when it comes to their working environment and this can be a problem. People of this type usually have very sensitive nervous systems, which means that a working environment that runs counter to their instincts and tendencies will be acutely painful for them. But an INFJ has such high standards that they don’t often find a workplace that can satisfy them. This is why INFJs often end up working in environments that are ill suited to them, or just outright jarring on their nerves and their emotional centers.
INFJs should completely avoid workplaces where they’re expected to be cutthroat in the pursuit of their own success or the success of their business. INFJs should completely avoid workplaces where they’re expected to be cutthroat in the pursuit of their own success or the success of their business. This type always sees the bigger picture, it’s an unavoidable side effect of their introverted intuition dominant, and so they can’t make themselves blind to the consequences of their actions. Any business or working environment that prioritizes the business against people’s lives, happiness, or wellbeing in any way is completely unsuited to this type and they would quickly become very unhappy and bitter if they’re forced into these kinds of workplaces.
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INFJ Career Advice
INFJs should pursue the types of careers that make the most of their strengths. This could be researching in a quiet lab environment, writing in the privacy of their homes, or meeting patients in a private office. The best INFJ careers put intuition, empathy, and altruism to good use. INFJs should avoid competitive fields that are results-driven with little concern for the wider world. Jobs in marketing, advertising, sales, IT, and customer service might be poor career choices for INFJs. Here are some of the best jobs for INFJs.
Top Jobs / Careers for INFJs: https://www.ziprecruiter.com/blog/best-occupations-for-infj-personality-types/
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Virtue and Vice of the INFJ: https://youtu.be/j0Xg-1C4xV8 - Virtue: The Virtue of the INFJ is Integrity - Vice: The Vice of the INFJ is Corruption
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Getting To Know The INFJ Type More In-Depth:
What Do INFJs Typically Want To Achieve From Life? * To deeply understand, analyze, develop and positively contribute to the Human Condition for the sake of positive social change among humanity * Harness and Utilize their intense, deep, and introspective insights, conceptualizations, ideas, and values to ultimately help, guide, develop, and inspire other people to reach their highest / fullest potential in life; if not for humanity in general * Fulfill whatever their personal ambitions, desires, goals and/or potential they seek for themselves * Understand themselves fully and holistically
What Do INFJs Typically Like? * Deep, meaningful, insightful, sincere conversations with other people, especially those they are close with, and oftentimes those that are theoretical, abstract, and/or philosophical as they relate to people, humanity, values and ethics, social philosophy, science, etc. * Anything that allows them to let their creativity flourish and express themselves personally: Philosophy, Art, Music, Photography, Literature / Reading / Film, Poetry, Writing, Vlogging, Blogging, Cooking, Bettering others, Solving complex interpersonal problems, etc. * Spending time with the people who mean the most to them * Spending alone time reflecting, analyzing, ruminating, pondering, wondering, contemplating, and thinking over their deeply held, intuitive subjective insights and musings about the life and the world in general * Quiet spaces and environments * Feeling connected to the world and people around them
What Do INFJs Typically Dislike? - Over-Stimulating situations and environments -Arrogance - Insincerity - Corruption - Micromanagement - Obliviousness - Illogical people - Inefficiency - Shallow / Meaningless Conversations - One-Sided Relationships - Chronic Loneliness - Feeling like an alien in the world - Nobody taking them or their insights / advice seriously - Strenuous conflict with others - Being misunderstood near constantly - Always feeling like they have to explain themselves to everyone over every little thing they do because people will find a way to misconstrue their words, actions, or decisions - Having to focus too much on details and specifics for an extended period of time - Extroverting too much / Not enough alone time to themselves - Stagnation / Underachieving when it comes to important or meaningful goals / personal vision for self - Being perfectionistic to a fault - Being constantly overly self-critical / harsh towards themselves - Self-awareness in their own flaws, mistakes, insecurities, and vulnerabilities - Performing poorly in front of others / Giving other people bad experiences - Overthinking EVERYTHING
What Do INFJs Do When They Are Angry? * Ignore you completely (if towards the person) * Become over-critical of everything and everyone around them * Lash out in a furious violent, verbally-annihilating, emotionally-scarring rage if provoked far enough (although this is extremely rare) * Bottle up their feelings and/or vent them out to someone they trust
How Do You Know If An INFJ Likes You? * They will find out everything that they can about you and take an interest in what you like.
How Does The INFJ Type Typically Fall In Love? * INFJs have standards and internal beliefs that represent what love means to them personally. They aren’t ones to jump head first into romance, they are more cautious and analytical when it comes to their feelings. They know how to see the good within someone's heart, which can get them into trouble sometimes. The INFJ takes time to truly fall in love, although they may fall into “crush” rather quickly. Love is entirely different for them and takes much more patience to develop. When the INFJ finally does fall in love, they fall hard and sincerely. They take their feelings very seriously and develop a bond with their romantic partner that they do not intend to sever. It takes a lot to push the INFJ away once they have truly fallen for someone. The INFJ may take time to allow themselves to fall, but once they do, it quickly becomes serious.
What Do INFJs During a Post-Breakup? * Acts impulsively and then retreats into their own world.
What Turns On INFJs The Most? (Generally) * Wit- INFJs are drawn to intelligence and they want their partners to favor intelligence as well. To an INFJ someone with an intricate and thoughtful mind, is extremely attractive. The combination of intelligence and a great sense of humor is kind of like catnip to an INFJ. They find themselves extremely turned on by someone who is witty and well-spoken. Everyone is attracted to different physical traits, but INFJs are often more drawn to the internal aspects of a person. They may find themselves very turned on by someone who knows how to make them laugh and impress them with their rhetoric.
What Turns INFJs Off The Most? (Generally) * Arrogance- Arrogance and insensitivity are the biggest turn offs for an INFJ. When someone treats others poorly and acts as though they are better than them, the INFJ will become disinterested and even disgusted by that person. Few things will anger an INFJ more than seeing someone be mistreated by an individual who acts superior to them. This is an instant personality turn off, and will definitely cause the INFJ to lose interest in a person.
What Scares INFJs? * Darkness (Including their dark side) * Not Fulfilling Their Higher Purpose * Phone Calls * Crowds * Lack of Belonging / Meaning * Insanity * Abandonment * Their Own Minds * Humanity's Potential for Evil / Corruption * Nihilism
What Do INFJs Find Annoying? * Noise and Interruptions * Facades & Attention Seeking Behavior * Small Talk * Condescension * Having To Focus Solely on Concrete Reality * Insincerity in Others
How Do You Cheer Up INFJs? * Although they are some of the deepest people you will meet, cheering up an INFJ is actually rather simple. Of course, there are times when the INFJ simply needs their alone time, other times they may need some encouragement because they are feeling down. When this happens simply taking notice of them and showing them that they matter to you, is going to go a long way. Show them a funny picture or video, or share with them an inspiring and uplifting quote. Find a way to bring out their light side and be there to make them smile.
Which Types Typically Get Along Well With INFJs? * INTJs, INFJs, ENFJs, ISFJs, INFPs & ENTPs (most typically)
Which Types Do INFJs Typically Struggle To Get Along Well With? * ISTPs, ISTJs, ESTJs, Immature ESTPs & ESFPs
Which Type(s) is/are Typically Ideal Romantic Partners for INFJs? * INFJs, ENFPs, INFPs & ENTPs
Why Do Other Types Develop Crushes For INFJs? * Their Depth of Insight / Intuition, Mysterious Aura, and Empathy: INFJs are mysterious and intuitive people, with deep and complex souls. People are drawn to their unique way of thinking and their unbelievable compassion. INFJs are very supportive people, who know just the right words to give comfort and advice. This ability to help guide people in the right direction, makes them irresistible. They are captivating people, which definitely makes them easy to become infatuated with. The people who develop crushes on INFJs, are often caught up in their dreamy and intuitive personalities.
What Do INFJs Consider To Be Extremely Insulting? * Being Told They're Uncaring or Selfish: INFJs are caring people who spend a lot of their energy giving to those around them. Their compassion and consideration makes it easy for their loved ones to hurt them. While they can often be hurt by the people they care for, INFJs are not easily hurt by strangers and can often let their words bounce off of them. For the INFJ being told they aren’t caring or that they are selfish, is both insulting and frustrating. They give so much to others, so being told they are being selfish hurts them and makes them feel completely used by those around them.
How Well Do INFJs Notice / Respond To Body Language? * INFJs are responsive people, who pay attention to their surroundings. They pay attention to the details and behaviors of people, which is why they can often read them so well. INFJs can certainly recognize certain body language behaviors and will use them to better understand someone and what they are feeling. INFJs are in tune with the emotions of others, and while verbal responses are a bit part of how they understand others, their body language is an even bigger part. INFJs are not the most verbal people sometimes, which is why others being able to pick up on body language is important for them.
Are INFJs Able To Recognize Subtlety? * INFJs can definitely recognize subtlety and are good at picking up on things. They pay attention to what people mean when they are expressing themselves, and look deeper than just the words they are speaking. INFJs naturally pick up on what is going on underneath the surface, and don’t need things to be obvious in order to understand them. They are definitely good at reading subtlety, as this is something they pick up on rather naturally. Their intuitive abilities help them read between the lines and grasp a deeper meaning of what they see.
Are INFJs Easy To Please? * While INFJs can struggle to feel pleased by the state of the world and the general behavior of humanity, they are different when it comes to their loved ones. When the INFJ cares for someone they can actually be rather easy to please. As long as that person shows that they care for the INFJ and puts forth effort to show this, it will mean very much to them. They are happiest when they can be around the ones they love, and will bask in their presence and affection. INFJs are oddly easy to please in some ways, since they take pleasure in being appreciated, but can be hard to please when it comes to larger scale issues.
What's An INFJs Sense of Purpose Like? * INFJs have a strong sense of inner purpose and often believe they are meant to do something great with their lives. They want to make a difference in the world around them, and truly find a way to positively affect people. INFJs are compassionate people who believe in doing what is right, and who strive for a sense of goodness. They do believe in serving this larger purpose, but often struggle when it comes to figuring out their path towards accomplishing this. It can be hard to balance the thoughts inside of their minds, and actually taking action to fulfill their sense of purpose.
Why Others Depend on INFJs: * People often rely on the INFJ for their helpful advice and their compassion. They are always there to listen and will offer their intuitive abilities as a way to help assist their loved ones. INFJs are warm people who know how to be sensitive to the needs of others. People rely on them for many things, but most of all it is their nonjudgmental demeanor. INFJs know how to make people feel safe and give them a welcoming place to share their thoughts and feelings.
Are INFJs Good At Making Excuses? * INFJs don’t often make excuses and can actually blame themselves for more things than they should. While some people have a hard time accepting their mistakes, INFJs are often acutely aware of them. They can be rather hard on themselves even when they should be cut some slack. INFJs try to avoid being the type of people who will constantly make excuses for their actions, and instead will apologize for their mistakes. While INFJs might not make excuses for themselves, they are excellent at making excuses for their loved ones.
How Accommodating INFJs Are: * INFJs are very accommodating people, and will often do what they can to make others comfortable. They have a naturally calming demeanor, especially around the people they truly like. If they are in a situation where someone needs assistance or certain things to make them more at ease, INFJs are excellent at finds ways to accommodate this. INFJs often make great hosts because of their ability to comfort others and make sure they are at ease in their environment. Its best when they are with their loved ones though, since they will know exactly how to accommodate their needs.
Are INFJs 'Old-Souls'? * INFJs are definitely old souls, which can cause them to feel a bit disconnected to the current times. They might feel like there are many interactions and aspects to the world that they just don’t fit into. INFJs experience everything on such a deep and complex level that sometimes they feel misunderstood by those around them. While they do have a playful and silly side, the INFJ also has some very serious parts to who they are. They are definitely old souls, with a desire to connect with things that are meaningful and classy.
How Taboo Is The INFJ? * INFJs can actually find themselves being drawn to the things that are a bit taboo. They often don’t find themselves interested in following the norm, and can sometimes find themselves intrigued by what lays outside of the boundaries. INFJs are mysterious and unbelievably paradoxical people, which definitely makes them a little bit taboo. Their light side is beautiful and filled with warmth and love, but they do possess a somewhat dark side to their personality which they often keep hidden from their loved ones.
Why INFJs Can Be Too Much To Handle At Times: * INFJs can be a handful because they are extremely complex and sometimes confusing people. While they strive to be sincere and upfront, the INFJ possesses many layers to their personality which take time to unfold. They are naturally skilled at peering into the souls of others, but don’t leave themselves open very often. It can be difficult to truly understand them or get to know the depths of the INFJ. This is something that takes trust and time to uncover, which can definitely make a relationship with an INFJ complicated and a bit of a handful.
Do INFJs Typically Like To Question Things? * INFJs definitely like to question things and don’t believe in just accepting what they hear. They enjoy doing research and processing information through their intuitive abilities. INFJs dislike having to just take people’s word for something, and become frustrated when they aren’t allowed to question things. INFJs can become rather drained when they are in a situation that does not allow them to question what they are told. While they care deeply about the emotions of others, INFJs enjoy being able to analyze information and use logic to reach an understanding.
Are INFJs Convincing People? * INFJs can be very convincing people when they want to be, since they are naturally in tune with the emotions of others. They can often find ways to coerce a situation so that they can convince someone of just about anything. While INFJs do possess this ability in abundance, they don’t always seek to act on it. Oftentimes their ability to convince others is something they use to help them in some ways, sometimes just to convince them of how special they truly are. INFJs are also skilled at convincing people of certain facts, but in most situations they try to do this in a helpful way.
How Well Do INFJs Handle Being Chastised By Others? * INFJs certainly don’t enjoy being chastised for their behavior, and might become frustrated by this. They want to feel comfortable to be themselves and sometimes that includes making a few mistakes. INFJs will take being reprimanded rather harshly when it comes from someone they love and care for. INFJs don’t enjoy constantly being reprimanded, especially since they can already be rather hard on themselves. They need support and understanding, and really don’t enjoy someone who seeks to chastise them constantly.
How Do INFJs Handle Being Wrong? * INFJs don’t mind being wrong, as long as it isn’t delivered in an accusing and harsh manner. They understand that they cannot always be right, and aren’t so full of themselves that they cannot handle being corrected. For INFJs it can be upsetting if someone tries to insult them by saying they were wrong, and will want to avoid people like that entirely. They actually accept being wrong much better when it comes from their loved ones, and will be more open to hearing the truth from those people.
Do INFJs Suppress Their Emotions? * INFJs can sometimes suppress their emotions, since they don’t want to burden anyone with their feelings. When they do hold things back for a long time it can leave them feeling both stagnant and unhappy. INFJs need someone in their lives who they can express their feelings to, in order to get them out and actually feel heard. They don’t necessarily need those emotions to be solved in some way, but really just need to know that someone is listening and actually understands where they are coming from.
How Do Others Tend To Misunderstand INFJs Intentions? * INFJs are strongly intuitive people, which can easily be misunderstood by others. Their ability to pick up on cues and figure out the right path for people, can cause them to appear a bit out there to others. INFJs can be somewhat internal and reserved people, who have a hard time completely opening up. While they are somewhat hard to read, they work hard to take care of their loved ones and try and help them make good decisions. This can easily be misunderstood as being controlling or manipulative, which is definitely not the intention of the INFJ.
How INFJs Handle Being Underestimated By Others: * INFJs really don’t appreciate being underestimated, but this is something that happens often. Many people look past their intuitive abilities and assume they are less aware than they actually are. This is often because INFJs are often reserved people who don’t openly express themselves. It is easy for people who underestimate their intuition, their strength and their capacity for taking charge when it is needed. When the INFJ is underestimated they can take offense when it is their loved ones, but will certainly take advantage of it when it is outsiders.
How Do INFJs Respond To Hostility? * INFJs are not impressed by hostility and can become rather uneasy around people who are overly angry. If this anger is towards them INFJs can become anxious and upset. They become especially hurt if the person is someone the INFJ deeply cares for. They don’t enjoy hostility at all and prefer to approach things from a more reasonable point of view. If someone is being hostile towards the INFJs loved one, they will become extremely protective of that person. They don’t accept someone mistreating the people they love, and aren’t afraid to stand up for them.
How Do INFJs Flirt / Handle Flirting With Others? * Convinces themselves they don’t know how to flirt. Acts awkward around their crush. Finally gets comfortable, relaxes, and actually flirts with their crush. Realizes this, and becomes self-conscious. Repeat. * INFJs are naturally skilled at understanding others, and because of this have a natural appeal to others. Although they are likable and alluring individuals, they often feel awkward when it comes to flirting with someone that they have true feelings for. When the INFJ is natural and relaxed they may find that people believe they are flirting with them, when in fact they are just being gracious. If the INFJ finds themselves developing feelings for someone, they may become awkward and feel like they do not know how to flirt. The second they begin to think about their flirting, it might cause them to freeze up and doubt themselves. If the INFJ is natural and doesn’t think about their actions, they will be naturally skilled at flirting. INFJ attempt to take interest in the person that they like and will learn as much about them as possible.
How Do INFJs Deal With Heartbreak? * INFJs definitely struggle when it comes to having a broken heart, since they feel things so deeply. They care about their loved ones and have a hard time moving on once they have let someone in. INFJs can be somewhat closed off and hesitate to trust others, so when they do it can be very harmful when that person disappoints them. INFJs can hold onto their heartbreak for a long time, and might need plenty of time to themselves to work through these feelings. INFJs might not show their feelings to others, unless they have someone close who they can sincerely trust with their emotions and thoughts.
How Do INFJs Handle Chaos? * INFJs definitely don’t like extreme chaos, but that doesn’t mean they cannot cope with it. They like attempt to find ways to solve the problem in the moment, and allow themselves to panic when it is all over. They can keep themselves feeling stern and focused during most challenges, so that they can ensure the well-being of their loved ones. INFJs do prefer having things planned so that they can maintain a sense of harmony in their environment, but they can certainly handle a bit of chaos. They likely try to utilize their intuition in order to navigate these difficult experiences.
How Do INFJs Deal With Incompetence In Others? * INFJs try to be patient with others, and can certainly empathize when someone is struggling at their job. INFJs try not to place judgement, especially when they can tell that person has a kind heart. While they do try to be as understanding as possible, there are times when incompetence can certainly get on their nerves. If someone is ordering others around and acting domineering, yet they cannot seem to handle their position, the incompetence will leave the INFJ feeling angry and extremely frustrated with this individual and their behavior.
How Well Do INFJs Think Outside The Box? * INFJs are definitely capable of looking outside of the box, and don’t need to always follow the rules. INFJs enjoy being able look at things in different ways and don’t always want to approach life from a strict pattern. They can be somewhat organized and appropriate people, but at the same time they know how to look at things from different angles. INFJs are introspective people, who use their intuition to approach things from their own unique perspective.
What Is Mesmerizing About The INFJ? * INFJs have many mesmerizing qualities and often possess an intense magnetism. One of the most mesmerizing qualities of the INFJ is their compassion and ability to understand others naturally. They easily put themselves in people’s shoes and seem to be capable of seeing through their walls and guises. INFJs are excellent at peering into the souls of those around them, which is something that is both admirable and mesmerizing. INFJs also have a powerful intuition which causes them to navigate situations with an understanding and perspective which can be rather astonishing
How Much Willpower Do INFJs Have? * INFJs often have more willpower than people realize, and always seem to push through somehow. Even when they are faced with overwhelming difficulties, they simply find a way to overcome. INFJs can sometimes retreat inward though, as a way of healing and building their own strength. Their sense of fortitude comes from within, but it can be brought to light by the people they love. For INFJs knowing that they have a reason to fight and be strong, helps them realize that there is more out there than just themselves and that they need to continue to make things better.
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List of Famous INFJs
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2019.11.26 18:21 dbo259 **EVERYTHING INFJ** [Note: VERY Long Post]

**Everything You Wanted To Know About The INFJ Type (In Detail)**:
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- Note: I basically just put the entire internet of information regarding the INFJ type into this post. This took a ridiculous amount of time. I hope everyone can at the very least become a little bit more acquainted with the INFJ type after skimming around through this long enough. I hope my effort wasn't wasted in vain XD
- Most of the information found in this post comes from the following sites, I kind of just aggregated them all into one cohesive, comprehensive post was all:

- Other INFJs reading this, if there's anything you can think of that I didn't post in this that you'd like to share, comment, or post down below, feel free to do so:

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** The INFJ Personality Type- The Counselor / Sage / Confidant Introvert iNutition Feeling Judging
- Idealist Temperament (NF): Future-Focused, Abstract, People-Oriented, Vision-Seeking, Idealistic, Diplomatic
- Among the rarest of types within the MBTI Community, roughly equated to about 1%-2% of the Adult Population overall Female INFJs: 1%-2% Male INFJs: 0.5%-1%

- INFJs At A Glance:

- Cognitive Functions of the INFJ: Ego / Conscious Mind
  1. Dominant: Introverted Intuition- Ni
  2. Auxiliary: Extroverted Feeling- Fe
  3. Tertiary/Relief: Introverted Thinking- Ti
  4. InferioAspirational: Extroverted Sensing- Se Shadow / Unconscious Mind- ENFP
  5. Opposing Role: Extroverted Intuition- Ne
  6. Critical Parent: Introverted Feeling- Fi
  7. Trickster: Extroverted Thinking- Te
  8. Demon: Introverted Sensing- Si

- One-Word Nicknames / Snapshot of the 8 INFJ Functions:
  1. Ni- "Perspectives": Generates convergent insights and impressions; discerns deep laws, causes, and patterns.
  2. Fe- "Harmony": Aims to emotionally connect with and work / live well with others; facilitates morale, consensus and communication.
  3. Ti- "Accuracy": Seeks logical foundations and consistency in thought, as well as autonomy in methodology and decision-making.
  4. Se- "Sensation (External): Lives in the moment; relishes new experiences, tasks, and challenges; attunes to external details.
  5. Ne- "Exploration": Broadly explores & synthesizes ideas, patterns, connections & possibilities; brainstorming; “scatterbrain”.
  6. Fi- "Authenticity": Surveys, manages, and protects personal feelings and values; deeply empathizes with the needy and disadvantaged.
  7. Te- "Effectiveness": Orchestrates external order, efficiency & effectiveness; consults objective data & evidence in decision-making.
  8. Si- "Memory": Preserves & references the past to inform beliefs, decisions and behavior; perceives inner bodily sensations.

- The 4 Sides of the INFJ Mind: [9]
  1. Ego: INFJ --> 1) Ni 2) Fe 3) Ti 4) Se ---> Indicative of Responsibility or Immaturity
  2. Subconscious: ESTP --> 1) Se 2) Ti 3) Fe 4) Ni --> Indicative of Happiness or Acute/High Stress
  3. Unconscious / Shadow: ENFP --> 1) Ne 2) Fi 3) Te 4) Si --> Indicative of Maturity / Wisdom or Instability / Egotism
  4. Superego: ISTJ --> 1) Si 2) Te 3) Fi 4) Ne --> Indicative of Enlightenment or Self-Destruction

- Getting To Know The INFJ Type More In-Depth:

List of Famous INFJs:
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2019.10.31 06:57 jjvermillion1115 Life As a Maggot in 2019

Being a maggot in this day in age feels the absolute best. Most new bands such as I Prevail, Ghost, and Prophets of Rage are good, but would never beat the originators of the genre. The first band I ever listened to was Coal Chamber. My friend introduced them to me in 7th grade and my favorite song by them is Loco, besides the fact that it's their biggest song throughout their career. My other friends, who are also into the genre so much, introduced me to other bands like Snot, System of a Down, Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, KoRn, and Slipknot. Slipknot is my most favorite out of all the bands I know in my life. The style and lyrics captured my very interest, especially the concept of wearing masks.
The first time I saw them was Summer of 2016 at Ak-Chin Pavilion when they were touring with Marilyn Manson and Of Mice & Men. I was with my friend, the one introduced Coal Chamber to me, at the time. I was stoked to see both Manson and the Knot after Of Mice & Men, but when the owner announce that the should would potentially cancel due to the rainy weather everyone was fucking pissed. I prayed my ass off so much for show not to be cancelled for the rest of the tour. Luckily, after 45 minutes of delay the rain dissipated and the show continued on without any more interruptions. The live show performance by Slipknot had gotten me intrigued from that day forward. So I went on Youtube and watched past live shows like Dynamo 2000, London 2002 (Disasterpieces DVD), Big Day Out 2005 and Download 2009. London 2002 surprised the fuck out of me the most. The high levels of energy they emitted made me headbang the fuck out off myself until the back of neck starts to sore for the rest of the day after watching their performance. 3 years later, they returned to Phoenix for their We Are Not Your Kind tour. Like I said, I was stoked for them to perform. Behemoth and Gojira were alright, but Volbeat fucking sucked. I understand the point of the tour was kind of like Behemoth and Gojira raising the energy at max and Volbeat drops the energy level down vastly, and lastly Slipknot revives that killer energy. But the Danish band didn't really fit in with the lineup in my opinion. Anyways, the show was fucking phenomenal like the first time I saw them. With that I'm looking forward to see them more in the future, especially with my wish to see them at Knotfest Japan.
I played tennis in high school and I met with a couple of girls who were into hip hop and pop a lot. I felt like I was the only one at practice who is into heavy metal. So I talked with them for a bit and we followed each other on Instagram. By the time they followed my Slipknot fan account they got shooked by my posts. By the next day, the same girls at tennis came up to me and said that my fan account is too scary and I was laughing with them. This girl named Taylor was like, "Dude what were you doing with your account?" I basically told that it's pretty much what I post on a daily basis. I mean that's how I introduced those girls to Slipknot is by having them follow me and watch all the lovely Slipknot shit I post from now and then. And all the other hip hop girls say that Slipknot and other heavy metal band are so edgy, with that annoying valley girl accent. They are not wrong at all to be honest. Slipknot was at its edgy phase for quite some time in the band's early days, but the member can come off clean and respectful to others. One time I wore the "famous headbangers" t-shirt on at tennis practice, this was during fall season, and the same girls I was talking about read most of the band names on the back. And they were making fun of the names and using them as jokingly name calling insults. Such as W.A.S.P., Pig Destroyer, Devil Driver, etc. I was digging of what they were doing at the time. During winter I would always were my Slipknot hoodie, I got for Christmas, for practice because its very precious to me and would always were wearing for now on. This all happened two years ago.
Out of all 6 studio albums by Slipknot, my most favorite would have to be the self-titled album. Favorite song from that album is (sic). The song itself is like the greatest kick-starter track of that album. Other songs I like are Surfacing, Purity and Scissors. Scissors is second favorite song on the album, because of its 8 minute duration and how the song is portrayed can really fit into a rated M horror game trailer. The story behind Purity was very intriguing. A girl buried alive in a makeshift wooden coffin can easily chill a new person down to the bone when reading her case. Surfacing was the perfect encore for their early live shows, especially when Corey tells the fans to sing the last chorus of the song. My second favorite album is Iowa. The whole album itself is more heavier than its debut counterpart. Same order style as the first, with (515) about DJ Sid screaming the word "death" throughout the whole track and transitioning to People=Shit. My favorite song is The Heretic Anthem. Best part is all the fans chant to that song at any Slipknot show. Corey: "If you're 555 then I'm... Audience: "666!" Besides all the bad shit that happened to them while recording the album they did a fantastic job on buffing there style up to a thousand. Third favorite album is We Are Not Your Kind. I was intoxicated, meaning excited, when the album was ready to be released five days after I saw Slipknot at Ak-Chin. When Corey said it was going to be Iowa levels of heavy, I immediately think that the whole album would sound better than All Hope is Gone and Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses. When it was released and after I listened the whole in my car, I thought the album was decent enough sound heavy, but there were some song that were a little light. My favorite song from that album is Nero Forte. The tune has a very good rhythm, fast pace rapping and makes you jump up and down. 4th favorite album is Vol. 3 The Subliminal Verses. Although Corey had transitioned to his Sober side after the Iowa tour, the album itself has gotten Slipknot popularity grown at great amounts and had earn a Grammy for best metal performance from Before I Forget. Favorite song from that album is The Nameless. Corey's vocal sounded great both in studio and live but would never beat his raging voice from self-titled and Iowa. The whole album to me does give me energy but has a little bit of a calming energy. To me and the majority of other maggots it was like the end of Slipknot's prime. Number 5 would be .5 The Gray Chapter. I appreciated the title given to the record as a tribute to Paul, but some of the underrated tracks are somewhat good in a way that it sounds more heavier than some tracks on Vol. 3. The favorite track is The Devil in I. I loved how Clown said that the point of the music video is merging with your past demon, becoming whole with it and doing away with it. To me it sounded like getting out of your comfort zone and challenge yourself with the shit that really pushes you hard in the nuts. Nonetheless the album is still heavy enough. My least favorite album is All Hope Is Gone. Besides that fact that Psychosocial became their number one hit in their entire career, the album doesn't really appeal to its popular factor. It really got mixed review by fans including me. Their underrated songs such as Butcher's Hook and Wherein Lies Continues don't really capture my interest in listening the album whole. On the bright side, the album has an emotional side that I really like. Snuff and Til We Die can make anyone cry, especially when Snuff was written originally about somebody's separation with a partner or spouse, but mostly used for a tribute to a late friend who has passed away tragically. With that said that is my opinion on all Slipknot's studio albums.
My favorite member from the band is #7 Mick Thomson. He is one of my favorite guitarists of all time, because he's a big motherfucker, the best at playing song intros and had a badass headbanging during the periods of self-titled and Iowa. I like he plays the song Prosthetics. because I get intrigued by the echo effect from his Jackson or B.C. Rich. During Slipknot's live shows from 1998-2005, he just goes headbanging the fuck out of himself while playing, but then I got disappointed when he couldn't headbang that hard anymore. Time is eating us away slow and steady.
So, what got you guys into metal or even Slipknot. What's your most to least favorite album? Who's your favorite member? And what do people outside of metal think about you as a metalhead?
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2019.08.21 21:40 ela_urbex [INTRO] Hi there.

Hi, i'm Ela, 26. Since i'm from Austria this community makes random gift-giving a lot easier for me than redditgifts. The postage was just too damn expensive. Also, I don't like tight deadlines.
I like spending time with most plants and my wonderfully complicated and adorable family. My favourite days are spent cuddling with my partner and two cats when it's raining outside. The smell of damp moss and soil is the best smell. Scotland is my favourite place, especially up north. David Bowie and Marilyn Manson are my favourite things to listen too. I like watching horror movies, thrillers and dramas and anything with Tilda Swinton. I enjoy non-fiction books about all sorts of topics and i really like short stories. Drawing and writing are my favourite creative hobbies. I fucking love halloween and dress up for it every year with my two sisters.
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2019.07.06 02:28 Lezbelle666 a social construct much like gender is as well so we learned in women's studies to our one and / or women studies 202. Of course I took a couple years ago at New Mexico State University Dona Ana branch Community College I took in Las Cruces, New Mexico.

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I didn't want to have to ask a woman for a date. I wanted her to climb up my castle walls and rescue me from the evil stepmother; I don't want any more 5150 mental health bulshit and more fucking psychotropic garbage pills.
Pills that will make you a stupid numbskull like that for my older than me freaking retros Christian Polish American Catholics skank too stupid to, unlike me who stood up for myself realize I was egocentric and that it was natural for a human being to be that way instead of all the lies told by the Bible, thanks for herself and stand up to her 79 year old mother. Stand up and tell her, I'm sorry Mom but I don't believe in tooth fairy with the rosary beads strangling around her neck, the pills making her too stupid to say, forget about it mom that you can take your Catholic guilt and your lies about sex outside of marriage, another word that stupid piece of paper, being a sin. My partner is right. I need to stand up for myself, I'm going to think for myself as you are taught at the Unitarian Church. I like that church better than Saint Brigid's Roman Catholic Church; a church teaching one to deny their own Natural Animal instincts and Saybrook living for some family, instead of being smart enough to realize that it is natural to be selfish. Natural to not want to get stressed out buying presents for every piece of shit relative what's up girl in order to celebrate a long-deceased Jew turn invisible flying apparition ancestral ghosts like flying tooth fairy in the sky!! My sister is a lot like her. I got to do what's right for me, fight this metal Health 5150 commitment lie and a psychotropic medication designed to make you a stupid numbskull mentally challenged shopping cart pushing more on for Walmart or running around the trouble McChicken with its head cut off. I got my eyes on the prize, that tries being that government-funded grade a sexual reassignment surgery paid in full to the 80% Mark bites Medicare and the United Healthcare HMO I plan on getting. That end California's Medi-Cal; at which time after getting my vulvoplasty I can make up for lost time with women. I can do the lesbian bunny hop; first starting back to school maybe taking women's studies at Sacramento States for the benefit of Me, Myself, and I. I'm not a good thing for corporate robot it looks like my brain washed by the Catholic church in Catholic School sister always Was; I came out to be the woman I wanted to be. I wanted to curse like a seller's parent, or maybe marry the woman that curses more and has a parrot on her shoulder, monthly to divert the same as lesbian sailor complete with Polly parrot. The parrot that could help her teach those kids how to swear like the proverbial sailor's parrot, and yes, like me, get themselves expelled from kindergarten for being too damn smart for Goldilocks, Hansel and Gretel, and being taught to march in step as will be expected of them. Where to buy it after that operation, I can go out and make up for lost time with women. Variety is a spice of life said the Tsar dr. Anton szandor Lacey founder of the Church of Satan in San Francisco California the one who made the Reverend Marilyn Manson out of the singer home inspires me. One who teaches kids how to be themselves, think for themselves trying to become a stupid sports playing robot and disciple of Vacation Bible School.
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2019.05.18 12:42 TucanJamz (Unofficial) List of all the things Lil B looks like

Lil B looks like...


(ordered by frequency, then alphabetical)

Method

I found this package in R written by Josiah Parry that lets you scrape any song on Genius line-by-line. Once I heard about this, I immediately jumped at the chance to solve this query I've been thinking about for like 10 years:
What are all the things Lil B looks like?
It’s important to note that Lil B’s Genius repo is very incomplete. 1,900+ of his songs are listed on Genius and many of them are inaccurate, incomplete, and a few have no lyrics at all. However, almost all of the most iconic B songs are still up there in good shape.
So I used the package to pull the lyrics to every song from The Basedgod's collection of mixtapes on Genius (55 after taking out outliers). I ran a query to drill down to 206 lines with the words “look” and “like” in it. From there, I manually reviewed each line, taking out ones where Lil B wasn’t speaking of himself.
At the end of the day, I came back with 147 lines of Lil B saying he looks like 102 different things. Here's a sheet with the song / mixtape title for every line.

"Yes I'm a nerd, but I'm also thuggin' so heavily"
-- Lil B, 'Robbin and Shoppin'

Protect Lil B at all costs. TYBG.
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2019.03.06 16:50 eventbot What's happening around town (Wed, Mar 6th - Tue, Mar 12th)

Oklahoma City's event list.

Ongoing

  • 🎨 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 12th September 1 – May 12, 2019 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art, than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita…
  • Cowboys in Khaki (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, May 12th
  • Eagle Watch (Lake Thunderbird Sailing Club - Norman) Thru Sat, Mar 16th
  • Girlfriend (Lyric at the Plaza - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Mar 17th Lyric Theatre presents: Girlfriend will follow college-bound friends Mike and Will as they rush into summer love in…
  • Hicks and Booneshine (Noir Bistro & Bar - Oklahoma City) Thru Mon, Nov 25th Live talk show with Spencer Hicks and Kristy Boone.…
  • Horseplay (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Jul 14th See Tom Lovell's sketches and studies of horses in the latest Horseplay exhibit at the National Cowboy & Western Heritage…
  • Whiteout at Campbell Art Park (Oklahoma Contemporary - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Mar 31st Artist Erwin Redl's "Whiteout" is comprised of hundreds of transparent white spheres, each embedded with a discrete, white…

Wednesday, Mar 6th

  • 🎨 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, Mar 8th Start Time: 10:00am As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita Peña, Harrison Begay and the institutions that influenced them — particularly the…
  • 🎨 Ancient. Massive. Wild. - The Bison Exhibit (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Thru Fri, Mar 8th Start Time: 10:00am September 1 – May 12, 2019 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art, than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita…
  • 🍴 Anthem Drown Night! (HiLo Club - Oklahoma City) Our local friends at Anthem Brewing Co. have some great beers! Every Wednesday night from 9pm to close enjoy $8 Drown Night! Their Power Pils will be flowing!
  • Because It's Wednesday Band (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 7:00pm Join us on Hump day and rock out with the Because It's Wednesday Band!
  • Bi-Weekly Meetup (51st st. Speakeasy - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 5:00pm
  • A Bronx Tale (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Mar 10th Travel to Bronx in the 1960s with this crowd-pleasing hit presented by OKC Broadway. Watch as a young man is torn between…
  • 🎓 Computer, Cell Phone and iPad Tutors Sign Up (Edmond Senior Center - Edmond) Day 1 of 2 The University of Central Oklahoma Students will work with you for an hour! Sign up now for help with operating computers, cell phones or I-Pad’s.
  • 🍴 Dope Poetry Night (ICE Event Center - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm Every Wednesday night at the Ice Event Center Sports Bar and Grill located at the heart of Oklahoma City! Sign ups begin at 7pm and show begins at 7:30pmish. Free Admission! Free vendor set up! Bar Restaurant
  • Free Team Trivia Night (Othello's of Norman - Norman) Start Time: 8:00pm Join us every Wednesday for FREE Team Trivia Night at Othello's hosted by Challenge Entertainment! FREE to play! Play solo or bring your friends and play...
  • 🎨 OCU Eagles: Faces Places: Free Screening (Oklahoma City University - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:30pm Agnès Varda, one of the leading figures of the French New Wave movement that revolutionized world cinema in the ‘50s and ‘60s, travels through the French...
  • Oklahoma Gardeners Association March Meeting (Will Rogers Exhibition Center - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:30am The Oklahoma Gardeners Association invites the public to attend their March monthly meeting featuring speaker Paul James, "The Gardener Guy." Paul will hold a forum, answering questions on gardening for the novice to the experienced gardener.
  • 🎨 Open Mic NIght (Film Row - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 7:00pm Open Mic Night in the Paramount Room hosted by Chris Morrison! Join us for drinks and to check out the amazing talent OKC has to offer!
  • Reading Wednesdays, Ages 2-5 (Myriad Botanical Gardens - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:30am Reading Wednesdays Every Wednesday, 9:30 am The Garden Classroom FREE Best for ages 2 to 5 Bring your youngster for story time each Wednesday at 9:30 am. Books are nature-themed and selected based on the season. We’ll begin with an interactive song and children will enjoy creating a small craft after the story. Join us the last Wednesday of…
  • SINGO Wednesdays (Lower Bricktown - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:30pm Beat the midweek hump with the new bar game that everyone is talking about! SINGO is a new and exciting musical spin on the traditional game of Bingo. Instead of listening for a number, players are listening to their favorite music. Enjoy 1/2 price domestic drafts & discounted appetizers! Plus we will be giving prizes each night to the winners.…
  • SuicideGirls (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:00pm
  • Todd Albright (The Blue Door - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm
  • 😂 Triple Feature Week OKC!!! (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, Mar 9th
  • 🏃 Zumba Kids Jr. (Guthrie Library - Guthrie) Thru Fri, Mar 8th Start Time: 4:00pm Zumba Kids classes feature kid-friendly routines based on original Zumba Choreography. We break down the steps, add games, activities and cultural...

Thursday, Mar 7th

  • 🎨 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 10:00am As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita Peña, Harrison Begay and the institutions that influenced them — particularly the…
  • 🎨 Ancient. Massive. Wild. - The Bison Exhibit (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) 1 day left Start Time: 10:00am September 1 – May 12, 2019 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art, than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita…
  • Art Adventures (Fred Jones Jr. Museum of Art - Norman) Start Time: 10:30am
  • 🎨 Art Moves (The Paramount OKC - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 12:00pm Join Arts Council Oklahoma City and deadCenter Film on Thursday, March 7th from noon to 1pm for a lunchtime short film screening! Free and open to the...
  • 🎓 The Bison as American Icon (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:30am 9:30 – 11:30 a.m. Dub and Mozelle Richardson Theater Few animals conjure the power and symbolic presence of the North American bison. Wild and fundamental, the bison is a familiar part of our shared heritage. Explore the National Cowboy Museum’s newest exhibition through lively lectures, exhibition tours, a reading and discussion program,…
  • A Bronx Tale (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Mar 10th Travel to Bronx in the 1960s with this crowd-pleasing hit presented by OKC Broadway. Watch as a young man is torn between…
  • 🎓 Brown Bag Lunch Series: Depicting the Grasslands - Bison in Wildlife Art (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 12:00pm What is it about the bison that makes it such a potent symbol?
    Join Adam Duncan Harris, Curator, National Museum of Wildlife Art, Jackson, Wyoming, as he explores how Western art can help us understand humanity’s relationship with wildlife and nature. Harris presents a selection of Western art paintings and sculptures representing the…
  • 🎓 Chairman's Event (Cox Convention Center - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00am Host Sponsor Chairman's Event Date: 03/07/2019 Time: 8:00 am - 9:30 am Location: Cox Convention CenteSMG 1 Myriad Gardens Oklahoma City, OK 73102 Map to Event Add to My Calendar Hear from Governor Kevin Stitt in his first Chairman's Breakfast address. Governor Stitt will discuss key issues facing Oklahoma businesses and outline major…
  • Clayton Roffey at Saints Sessions (Plaza District - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 8:00pm Clayton Roffey is our First Thursday Featured Artist for March. Clayton is one of OKC's top jazz guitarists, and this is gonna be a good one.
  • 🎭 The Comedy Magic & Mentalism of Max Krause (Max's Magic Theatre - OKC - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:45pm Ages 5+
  • 🎓 Computer, Cell Phone and iPad Tutors Sign Up (Edmond Senior Center - Edmond) Day 2 of 2 The University of Central Oklahoma Students will work with you for an hour! Sign up now for help with operating computers, cell phones or I-Pad’s.
  • 🎓 Customer Appreciation Celebrations (U.S. Cellular - Moore) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 10:00am To help usher in the excitement of Spring a little early, U.S. Cellular is hosting Customer Appreciation Celebrations at its Moore store from March 7 through March 10. Everyone who visits a local U.S. Cellular store during those dates will receive a free mini tumbler, and customers can access a mobile prize wheel on their smartphone to spin to…
  • 🎓 Customer Appreciation Celebrations (U.S. Cellular - Norman) Day 1 of 2 Start Time: 10:00am To help usher in the excitement of Spring a little early, U.S. Cellular is hosting Customer Appreciation Celebrations at its Norman store from March 7 through March 10. Everyone who visits a local U.S. Cellular store during those dates will receive a free mini tumbler, and customers can access a mobile prize wheel on their smartphone to spin to…
  • Drunken Spelling Bee (Othello's of Norman - Norman) Start Time: 9:00pm IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE PRONE TO GETTING YOUR FEELINGS HURT OR ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE, THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE GAME FOR YOU. Back by popular demand! The 2nd...
  • Fit for the Cure (Quail Springs 24 - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 10:00am This spring, Wacoal invites you to join us in Fit for the Cure® to help us contribute to Susan G. Komen’s Bold goal to reduce the current number of breast cancer deaths by 50 percent in the U.S. by 2026! When you receive a complimentary bra fitting from a Wacoal fit specialist, Wacoal will donate $2 to Susan G. Komen® and another $2 for…
  • Goitse (University of Science & Arts of Oklahoma - Chickasha) Start Time: 7:30pm Davis-Waldorf Performing Arts Series presents Goitse in an exciting live music performance. Named Live Ireland’s…
  • John 5 - Invasion Tour (89th Street Collective - Oklahoma City) World renowned guitarist JOHN 5 has worked with a varied range of artists, performing with some of the biggest headlining rock bands in the world such as Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson, as well as playing session with Paul Stanley, Rod Stewart, Lynyrd Skynyrd and more. Slash has called JOHN 5, “one of the most mind-blowing guitarists around”…
  • Marsha Ambrosius in Concert (Tower Theatre Studio - Oklahoma City) English singer-songwriter Marsha Ambrosius takes the Tower Theatre stage in Oklahoma City for a moving performance. This…
  • 🎨 Oklahoma Photographers / Nghbrs, Sarah Black, Ian Spencer (DNA galleries - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 6:00pm Featured in our gallery for the month of March is the work of Oklahoma artists NGHBRS, Sarah Black, and Ian Spencer. Join us Thursday, March 7th from...
  • 🎭 Rescheduled UCO MFA Alumni Readings (University of Central Oklahoma - Edmond) Start Time: 7:00pm
  • 🍴 Surf and Turf (Remington Park - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 4:00pm The legendary Thursday night feast in the Bricktown Brewery on the Remington Park Casino floor continues to be one of the top dining draws in Oklahoma...
  • Sushi Rolling Night (Downtown Edmond Community Center - Edmond) Start Time: 6:00pm Sushi Rolling Night is a collaborative event with the Japanese Student Association to bring an educational dining experience: teaching guests how to roll sushi, how to dine with each ingredient, the history of sushi, as well as allow guests to experience Japanese culture through Japanese Calligraphy and the Hibiki Drummers. Admission: Free…
  • 🎭 Swim Fan//Private Island//Twinsmith (Opolis Prod - Norman) Start Time: 8:00pm https://swimfanband.bandcamp.com/ https://privateisland.bandcamp.com/ https://twinsmith.bandcamp.com/ 8pm doors 9pm show all ages
  • 😂 Triple Feature Week OKC!!! (Loony Bin Comedy Club - Oklahoma City) Thru Sat, Mar 9th
  • Tripsitters / Make Out Spot / HIGHDIVE (The Deli - Norman) Start Time: 9:00pm 12 - HIGHDIVE - Houston Rock 11 - Make Out Spot - OKC Blues Rock 10 - Tripsitters Doors at 9pm / More TBA
  • UCO Wind Symphony in Concert (Starbucks - Edmond) Start Time: 11:00am Join UCO for a full program of wind symphony concert tunes at Mitchell Hall at UCO in Edmond. See what rhythms await you on…
  • Wind Symphony: Fantastic Circuitry and Sounds (University of Central Oklahoma - Edmond) Start Time: 7:30pm
  • 🏃 Zumba Kids Jr. (Guthrie Library - Guthrie) 1 day left Start Time: 4:00pm Zumba Kids classes feature kid-friendly routines based on original Zumba Choreography. We break down the steps, add games, activities and cultural...

Friday, Mar 8th

  • 2nd Friday Norman Art Walk (Norman Arts District - Norman) The 2nd Friday Norman Art Walk, a monthly celebration of the arts in Norman, connects the downtown arts district with…
  • 🎨 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 10:00am As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita Peña, Harrison Begay and the institutions that influenced them — particularly the…
  • 🎨 Ancient. Massive. Wild. - The Bison Exhibit (Western Heritage Museum - Oklahoma City) Last Day Start Time: 10:00am September 1 – May 12, 2019 American Indian Artists: 20th Century Masters As Lakota artist Oscar Howe wrote in 1958, “There is much more to Indian art, than pretty, stylized pictures.” This exhibition highlights this depth and the 20th century American masters who shaped it. Explore early artists such as the Kiowa Six, Tonita…
  • Ben Rector in Concert (The Jones Assembly - Oklahoma City) Day 1 of 2 Join Tulsa native Ben Rector as he takes the stage for a two-night performance at The Jones Assembly in Oklahoma…
  • A Bronx Tale (Civic Center Music Hall - Oklahoma City) Thru Sun, Mar 10th Travel to Bronx in the 1960s with this crowd-pleasing hit presented by OKC Broadway. Watch as a young man is torn between…
  • 🎓 Cannacian Level One & Two Certification (OSU-OKC - Oklahoma City) Start Time: 9:30am Cannacian™ Level One & Two Training Plus All-Day Cannabis Health Fair
    March 8th OSU-OKC 9:30am-8pm (Cannacian™ Level One 10-2, Cannacian™ Level Two 3-7)
    March 5th Pure Bliss, Tulsa, OK Cannacian™ Level One 5:30-9:30pm March 6th Pure Bliss, Tulsa OK Cannacian™ Level Two 5:30pm-9:30pm
    Co-Host, Sponsorship & Exhibitor info available by…
  • Mustang Chocolate Festival (Mustang Town Center - Mustang) Satisfy your sweet tooth at the Mustang Chocolate Festival where you can sample from more than 20 local businesses and civic…
  • Clint Black in Concert (Riverwind Casino - Norman) Come out to see one of country music's brightest stars as Clint Black comes to Riverwind Casino in Norman for a fun…
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2019.03.04 20:33 slserpent 34 [M4F] Seeking a companion for chats, cats, and video games

I’m a sweet, smart, introverted, and laid-back guy seeking a similar lassie for distractions, commiseration, and caring. I’d like someone who wants to message often, play video games together sometimes, and voice/video chat when we get there. I suppose I’m really just looking for a best friend to maybe fall in love with, even if we may never meet in person due to our illnesses.

My personality in a nutshell

I’m very introverted and a bit of a loner, so this makes me rather incompatible with a large circle of friends, and I much prefer having just a single person to be close to. But this means you have dibs on my attention 😉, and I’m somewhat talkative and will put in all the effort I can. I make a sincere effort to be understanding and considerate of people’s feelings, even though I’m ultimately governed more by logic. I’m very honest and open, and thus hopefully genuine but also sometimes say too much...merrr. I’m naturally a curious person, so I love learning new things, am fairly open-minded, but despise arrogance. My sense of humor is a mix of raunchy, silly, and witty, and I would love nothing more than to be able to make you laugh. Note, however, that I am decidedly not wholesome (I likes my dirty jokes), but in the end (tehe), not much of a deviant either.

Interests

My interests include PC/retro gaming, programming and other computery things, YouTube, politics, science, technology, history, geography, cats, ASMR, nature/outdoor activities. I also enjoy learning practical skills like cooking, gardening, sewing, home improvement, and such. And I'm agnostic and progressive as far as values go, so very much trusting in science and not faith or pseudoscientific-type fluff.

My Condition

My illness is mainly physical (pain and fatigue like Fibromyalgia) and only came on during adulthood, so I think I’m fairly well-adjusted and vanilla otherwise. I graduated university, worked for several years, and have had relationships. I feel like I’d probably match best with someone having a similar experience.

What I look like

I look like this. :P

What I’m looking for

I need someone that is smart and socially-developed enough to keep a conversation going. You should also be warm, caring, and understanding as these traits are important to me and too often missing. I would also strongly prefer you were unattached; it's proven awkward for me trying to make besties with someone that already has a partner. Any age in the 20s or 30s is fine; as is any timezone (I am EST, though).
I'd like someone who wants to message off and on throughout the day to keep each other company with playful banter, telling stories, serious discussions, being a shoulder to cry on, and maybe later flirting and sharing affection. I also like to share occasional photos of my cat, selfies, nature, food, projects I’m working on, and would enjoy if you did as well. Eventually, it would be lovely if we could voice or video chat, or play some video games together, something like Stardew Valley, Diablo 3, Civilization, or Don’t Starve Together. I’m also cool with listening to music or watching movies, TV shows, or streams together.
If any of this babble has piqued your interest and you feel like you’re a decent match, please send a message my way, preferably with at least a few sentences about yourself or anything that resonated with you. Pics are appreciated, as well; either of your lovely face, adorable kitty, or even both if you’re feeling spicy. :P
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2019.02.03 12:47 AhuwahZeus Tomb of Aldobrandini

The Aldobrandini family are an extremely evil and creepy bloodline and they oversee the Cult of Hades which is a murderous and cannibalistic cult of pedophiles. The Aldobrandinis are involved with the Vatican and banking and are currently married with the French Rothschild family. They are also married with the Antinori family of Florence and have inherited a villa in Florence and ducal titles in Apulia. Marchese Piero Antinori is the current head of this family. The Aldobrandini family produced one pope and several cardinals for the Roman Catholic Church. The name Aldobrandini derives from the Arabic word Aldebaran which means the "follower." The Aldobrandini clan came into Europe during the Moorish invasion and have an Arabic, Saracen, and Basque ancestry. Today the Aldobrandinis have an alliance with Sunni Muslims. The royal family of Saudi Arabia have a close relationship with the Vatican and a covert alliance with the Aldobrandinis. Ignatius Loyola who was a co-founder of the Jesuits and its first Superior General was of Basque descent and likely related with this family. They follow after the Massimo family and have intermarried with the Massimo-Lancellotti branch. The Massimo's Vatican came first and the Jesuits followed after just as Aldebaran means the follower. The Black Nobility uses its Jesuit universities to recruit Roman spies and agents and the Aldobrandini family have a portion of authority over the Society of Jesus with their Jesuit-Hades cult branch located at Loyola of New Orleans with Tania Tetlow as president of the college. Pope Clement VIII Ippilito Aldobrandini issued the Congregatio de Auxiliis as a peace agreement between the Jesuits and Dominicans. Ranuccio I Farnese married Margherita Aldobrandini and it was the Farnese family that officially authorized the Jesuits. The current head of the Aldobrandinis is Prince Camillo Aldobrandini and his son is Prince Clemente Aldobrandini. Clemente means mercy or gentle. They use gentleness as a cover similar to the way some pedophiles target children. The New Age shill Paul Romano is a member of the Cult of Hades and he tries to use gentleness as a defense and cover. Paul Romano is managed by Prince Clemente Aldobrandini and David Meyer de Rothschild the cousin of Prince Clemente's cousin Alexandre de Rothschild. The real head of the Aldobrandini family is Prince Camillo's unnamed brother who is the Duke of Brindisi in Apulia and he resides at the Palazzo Antinori in Florence. Sylvester Stallone's family is from Apulia and he can be seen shaking hands with David Meyer de Rothschild. The Stallone's are members of the Apulian Mafia and Sylvester Stallone is a pedophile. The Vatican has also covertly made Sylvester Stallone the ceremonial leader of the Order of Saint Sylvester. The Aldobrandinis are part owners of the Apulian Mafia also called the Sacra Corona Unita which have an operation in New Jersey. The Savoy-Aostas which are the Dukes of Apulia are also part owners of the Apulian Mafia. New Jersey is a mafia headquarters for human trafficking. They have deeply infiltrated the New York and New Jersey Port Authority. The Aldobrandinis have a portion of ownership over the DeCavalcante crime family of New Jersey with Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante Jr who resides in Florida. The DeCavalcantes are involved in all forms of organized crime including waste management with one of its founders was nicknamed Sam the Plumber. The mafia disposes of bodies and body parts in landfills and sewage plants. The extremely depraved rapper RZA took his name for Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante and he is an agent of the DeCavalcantes and Aldobrandinis. RZA lives in New Jersey and is a boss of the AVLN and Five Percenter Islamic supremacist group and he provides a defense for the human trafficking ring in New Jersey. Caval means a cave. Hades means the underworld and deep underground caverns. Jesuits are involved in sacrificing people including children and they often do this in caverns.
Cinzio Aldobrandini was a Roman Catholic Cardinal and there is the Reaper of Death statue with a sickle at his tomb at San Pietro in Vincoli along with the Aldobrandini coat of arms and this displays their sinister nature. They still own their old villa in Frascati which looks really creepy. Around their villa they have creepy statues of Poseidon, Pan, and Atlas. Members of the Cult of Hades include the child murdering pedophile actor Johnny Depp who was in the movie the Ninth Gate which refers to Pluto or Hades the ninth planet. Roman Polanski produced the movie the Ninth Gate and he is a convicted pedophile. Johnny Depp publicly supported the West Memphis Three which was three older teens that murdered three young boys and Johnny Depp has been a major supporter of these murderers. Johnny Depp is also close friends with Marilyn Manson who is a priest of the Church of Satan and follower of Aleister Crowley. Johnny Depp has done dozens of kids and family movies and is friends with Satanic priests and supports three convicted child murderers. A gang stalker named Paul Lallier works under the Aldobrandinis and he is a insane lying, heroin addict, and pedophile that murdered his mother to prove his loyalty as a gang stalker for their agenda. Paul Lallier is a major pedophile that molested several children and young boys at his condominium complex. His father Armand Lallier is a career criminal that claims to have murdered two Mexicans in Arizona with a 357 magnum and buried them in the desert. The wrestler Roman Reigns takes his name from Rome and he is a ruthless and murderous agent of the Aldobrandinis. Roman Reigns or Joe Anoaʻi is a cannibalistic monster. The Aldobrandinis have married with the Italian Banchieri family which are an old Italian banking family and their name means bankers. It is possible the Rothschilds have a relation to the Banchieris. Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini is married to Baron David Rene de Rothschild who is the head of the French Rothschild family and their son Alexandre de Rothschild is currently the head of N M Rothschild & Sons today and he is an Aldobrandini. In Judaism the Jewish lineage is passed down from the mother so it should be a Roman Catholic Rothschild-Aldobrandini that inherits the Rothschild bank or a portion of its ownership. Prince Camillo Aldobrandini is friends with Antonio Purini and Purini can be seen associating with Cornelius Brandi the Executive Chairman of CMS and Senior Partner of CMS Germany which is a international law firm headquartered in Switzerland that assists in tax evasion. Brandi like Aldo-brandini. The Rothschilds have also married with the Brandolini d'Adda family of Venice. Brando-lini like Aldo-brandini. The Aldobrandini also merged a family branch with the Borghese banking family of Rome under Prince Paolo Borghese and this branch intermarried with the House of Bonaparte. The French House of Bonaparte still covertly govern France and are loyal to the Black Nobility of Rome and Italian royals. Prince Camillo Borghese or Pope Paul V created the Bank of the Holy Spirit in 1605 and the bank eventually merged into UniCredit. The Borghese and Aldobrandini families have an alliance and they have married with the royal family of France and the top bankers of the France the Rothschilds. The Aldobrandini crime family are involved with pedophilia, satanic ritual abuse, human sacrifice, cannibalism, human flesh trafficking, human trafficking, murder, conspiring against foreign governments, and terrorism. Members of this wicked family include Prince Camillo Aldobrandini, Prince Clemente Aldobrandini, Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini-Rothschild, and Camillo's unnamed brother the Duke of Brindisi.
https://www.geni.com/people/Maria-Antinori-Duchessa-di-Brindisi/6000000022149785834
Maria Antinori, Duchessa di Brindisi
Wife of Giuseppe, principe Aldobrandini
Mother of Clemente Aldobrandini, principe Aldobrandini and Ferdinando Aldobrandini, Duca di Brandisi
https://www.anticanapavalley.com/marchese-piero-antinori/
Marchesi Piero Antinori is the current head of this family
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=it&u=https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_Antinori_di_Brindisi&prev=search
Palazzo Antinori di Brindisi is located in via dei Serragli 9 in Florence.
When the family branch became extinct, the palace was inherited by the Aldobrandini family, whose descendants still live in the historic residence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brindisi
Brindisi (Italian: [ˈbrindizi] (listen); Brindisino: Brìnnisi; Latin: Brundisium; Ancient Greek: Βρεντέσιον, translit. Brentésion; Messapic: Brunda) is a city in the region of Apulia in southern Italy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacra_Corona_Unita
Sacra Corona Unita (SCU, Italian for "United Sacred Crown") is a Mafia-type criminal organization from the Apulia region in Southern Italy, and is especially active in the areas of Brindisi, Lecce and Taranto.
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/baron-david-de-rothschild-and-his-wife-olympia-attend-the-news-photo/472742624
Baron David Rene de Rothschild with his wife Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini
https://www.rothschildandco.com/en/newsroom/press-releases/2018/04/17/rco-announces-appointment-alexandre-de-rothschild/
Rothschild & Co announces the appointment of Alexandre de Rothschild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Stallone_Sr.
Francesco "Frank" Stallone Sr. (September 12, 1919 – July 11, 2011)[1] was an Italian-American hairdresser, polo enthusiast, writer, and one-time actor.[2]
Stallone was the father of actor Sylvester Stallone[3] and actosinger Frank Stallone.[4]
Born Francesco Stallone September 12, 1919 Gioia del Colle, Apulia, Kingdom of Italy
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Sylvester+Stallone/David+de+Rothschild/IWC+Schaffhausen+Presents+Peter+Lindbergh/SH56Ep2K825
Sylvester Stallone shaking hands with David Meyer de Rothschild
http://www.dagospia.com/mediagallery/dago_gallery-27331/297863.htm
Prince Camillo Aldobrandini with Antonio Purini. They removed the link that shows Cornelius Brandi with Antonio Purini however I have this image saved and will post it on my site when I add this article.
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2019.01.26 08:52 AhuwahZeus Tomb of Aldobrandini

The Aldobrandini family are an extremely evil and creepy bloodline and they oversee the Cult of Hades which is a murderous and cannibalistic cult of pedophiles. The Aldobrandinis are involved with the Vatican and banking and are currently married with the French Rothschild family. They are also married with the Antinori family of Florence and have inherited a villa in Florence and ducal titles in Apulia. Marchese Piero Antinori is the current head of this family. The Aldobrandini family produced one pope and several cardinals for the Roman Catholic Church. The name Aldobrandini derives from the Arabic word Aldebaran which means the "follower." The Aldobrandini clan came into Europe during the Moorish invasion and have an Arabic, Saracen, and Basque ancestry. Today the Aldobrandinis have an alliance with Sunni Muslims. The royal family of Saudi Arabia have a close relationship with the Vatican and a covert alliance with the Aldobrandinis. Ignatius Loyola who was a co-founder of the Jesuits and its first Superior General was of Basque descent and likely related with this family. They follow after the Massimo family and have intermarried with the Massimo-Lancellotti branch. The Massimo's Vatican came first and the Jesuits followed after just as Aldebaran means the follower. The Black Nobility uses its Jesuit universities to recruit Roman spies and agents and the Aldobrandini family have a portion of authority over the Society of Jesus with their Jesuit-Hades cult branch located at Loyola of New Orleans with Tania Tetlow as president of the college. Pope Clement VIII Ippilito Aldobrandini issued the Congregatio de Auxiliis as a peace agreement between the Jesuits and Dominicans. Ranuccio I Farnese married Margherita Aldobrandini and it was the Farnese family that officially authorized the Jesuits. The current head of the Aldobrandinis is Prince Camillo Aldobrandini and his son is Prince Clemente Aldobrandini. Clemente means mercy or gentle. They use gentleness as a cover similar to the way some pedophiles target children. The New Age shill Paul Romano is a member of the Cult of Hades and he tries to use gentleness as a defense and cover. Paul Romano is managed by Prince Clemente Aldobrandini and David Meyer de Rothschild the cousin of Prince Clemente's cousin Alexandre de Rothschild. The real head of the Aldobrandini family is Prince Camillo's unnamed brother who is the Duke of Brindisi in Apulia and he resides at the Palazzo Antinori in Florence. Sylvester Stallone's family is from Apulia and he can be seen shaking hands with David Meyer de Rothschild. The Stallone's are members of the Apulian Mafia and Sylvester Stallone is a pedophile. The Vatican has also covertly made Sylvester Stallone the ceremonial leader of the Order of Saint Sylvester. The Aldobrandinis are part owners of the Apulian Mafia also called the Sacra Corona Unita which have an operation in New Jersey. The Savoy-Aostas which are the Dukes of Apulia are also part owners of the Apulian Mafia. New Jersey is a mafia headquarters for human trafficking. They have deeply infiltrated the New York and New Jersey Port Authority. The Aldobrandinis have a portion of ownership over the DeCavalcante crime family of New Jersey with Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante Jr who resides in Florida. The DeCavalcantes are involved in all forms of organized crime including waste management with one of its founders was nicknamed Sam the Plumber. The mafia disposes of bodies and body parts in landfills and sewage plants. The extremely depraved rapper RZA took his name for Simone Rizzo DeCavalcante and he is an agent of the DeCavalcantes and Aldobrandinis. RZA lives in New Jersey and is a boss of the AVLN and Five Percenter Islamic supremacist group and he provides a defense for the human trafficking ring in New Jersey. Caval means a cave. Hades means the underworld and deep underground caverns. Jesuits are involved in sacrificing people including children and they often do this in caverns.
Cinzio Aldobrandini was a Roman Catholic Cardinal and there is the Reaper of Death statue with a sickle at his tomb at San Pietro in Vincoli along with the Aldobrandini coat of arms and this displays their sinister nature. They still own their old villa in Frascati which looks really creepy. Around their villa they have creepy statues of Poseidon, Pan, and Atlas. Members of the Cult of Hades include the child murdering pedophile actor Johnny Depp who was in the movie the Ninth Gate which refers to Pluto or Hades the ninth planet. Roman Polanski produced the movie the Ninth Gate and he is a convicted pedophile. Johnny Depp publicly supported the West Memphis Three which was three older teens that murdered three young boys and Johnny Depp has been a major supporter of these murderers. Johnny Depp is also close friends with Marilyn Manson who is a priest of the Church of Satan and follower of Aleister Crowley. Johnny Depp has done dozens of kids and family movies and is friends with Satanic priests and supports three convicted child murderers. A gang stalker named Paul Lallier works under the Aldobrandinis and he is a insane lying, heroin addict, and pedophile that murdered his mother to prove his loyalty as a gang stalker for their agenda. Paul Lallier is a major pedophile that molested several children and young boys at his condominium complex. His father Armand Lallier is a career criminal that claims to have murdered two Mexicans in Arizona with a 357 magnum and buried them in the desert. The wrestler Roman Reigns takes his name from Rome and he is a ruthless and murderous agent of the Aldobrandinis. Roman Reigns or Joe Anoaʻi is a cannibalistic monster. The Aldobrandinis have married with the Italian Banchieri family which are an old Italian banking family and their name means bankers. It is possible the Rothschilds have a relation to the Banchieris. Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini is married to Baron David Rene de Rothschild who is the head of the French Rothschild family and their son Alexandre de Rothschild is currently the head of N M Rothschild & Sons today and he is an Aldobrandini. In Judaism the Jewish lineage is passed down from the mother so it should be a Roman Catholic Rothschild-Aldobrandini that inherits the Rothschild bank or a portion of its ownership. Prince Camillo Aldobrandini is friends with Antonio Purini and Purini can be seen associating with Cornelius Brandi the Executive Chairman of CMS and Senior Partner of CMS Germany which is a international law firm headquartered in Switzerland that assists in tax evasion. Brandi like Aldo-brandini. The Rothschilds have also married with the Brandolini d'Adda family of Venice. Brando-lini like Aldo-brandini. The Aldobrandini also merged a family branch with the Borghese banking family of Rome under Prince Paolo Borghese and this branch intermarried with the House of Bonaparte. The French House of Bonaparte still covertly govern France and are loyal to the Black Nobility of Rome and Italian royals. Prince Camillo Borghese or Pope Paul V created the Bank of the Holy Spirit in 1605 and the bank eventually merged into UniCredit. The Borghese and Aldobrandini families have an alliance and they have married with the royal family of France and the top bankers of the France the Rothschilds. The Aldobrandini crime family are involved with pedophilia, satanic ritual abuse, human sacrifice, cannibalism, human flesh trafficking, human trafficking, murder, conspiring against foreign governments, and terrorism. Members of this wicked family include Prince Camillo Aldobrandini, Prince Clemente Aldobrandini, Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini-Rothschild, and Camillo's unnamed brother the Duke of Brindisi.
https://www.geni.com/people/Maria-Antinori-Duchessa-di-Brindisi/6000000022149785834
Maria Antinori, Duchessa di Brindisi
Wife of Giuseppe, principe Aldobrandini
Mother of Clemente Aldobrandini, principe Aldobrandini and Ferdinando Aldobrandini, Duca di Brandisi
https://www.anticanapavalley.com/marchese-piero-antinori/
Marchesi Piero Antinori is the current head of this family
https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=it&u=https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_Antinori_di_Brindisi&prev=search
Palazzo Antinori di Brindisi is located in via dei Serragli 9 in Florence.
When the family branch became extinct, the palace was inherited by the Aldobrandini family, whose descendants still live in the historic residence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brindisi
Brindisi (Italian: [ˈbrindizi] (listen); Brindisino: Brìnnisi; Latin: Brundisium; Ancient Greek: Βρεντέσιον, translit. Brentésion; Messapic: Brunda) is a city in the region of Apulia in southern Italy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacra_Corona_Unita
Sacra Corona Unita (SCU, Italian for "United Sacred Crown") is a Mafia-type criminal organization from the Apulia region in Southern Italy, and is especially active in the areas of Brindisi, Lecce and Taranto.
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/baron-david-de-rothschild-and-his-wife-olympia-attend-the-news-photo/472742624
Baron David Rene de Rothschild with his wife Princess Olimpia Aldobrandini
https://www.rothschildandco.com/en/newsroom/press-releases/2018/04/17/rco-announces-appointment-alexandre-de-rothschild/
Rothschild & Co announces the appointment of Alexandre de Rothschild
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Stallone_Sr.
Francesco "Frank" Stallone Sr. (September 12, 1919 – July 11, 2011)[1] was an Italian-American hairdresser, polo enthusiast, writer, and one-time actor.[2]
Stallone was the father of actor Sylvester Stallone[3] and actosinger Frank Stallone.[4]
Born Francesco Stallone September 12, 1919 Gioia del Colle, Apulia, Kingdom of Italy
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Sylvester+Stallone/David+de+Rothschild/IWC+Schaffhausen+Presents+Peter+Lindbergh/SH56Ep2K825
Sylvester Stallone shaking hands with David Meyer de Rothschild
http://www.dagospia.com/mediagallery/dago_gallery-27331/297863.htm
Prince Camillo Aldobrandini with Antonio Purini. They removed the link that shows Cornelius Brandi with Antonio Purini however I have this image saved and will post it on my site when I add this article.
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